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Orange You Glad To Serve Me?

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.

A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.

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Janet 1-844-332-2639 ext 456

Wake up wake up! Seems like you might have had a little too much last night at my bar. No no no don’t get up just keep lying still. Lucky for you I have a room in the back and you were nice enough for me to keep. Yes, I said keep you heard me right. I did warn you about those shots you were taking back to back. You said you couldn’t feel them remember? I told you that you might not feel them now but when they hit they will HIT. You don’t remember anything from last night? Oh I learned a lot about you. Lots about the things you like to do.

The things you like to do behind closed doors. Your deepest darkest fantasies. How you want to be fucked and stretched and pegged by a dominant woman who knows what she’s doing. But you just don’t know how to go about finding someone like that. How you think about it all the time. That you would jump at the opportunity but worry you would lose your nerve. Lucky for you I have fixed all your problems. Just take a lot around.

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Daddy's TS Cock Tease

Trans Alexus 1844-332-2639 Ext 349

He’s watched me as I’ve grown, my adoptive Daddy. At first, his attention was subtle. Watching me from across the room. I could feel his gaze linger over my growing ass and peering over my thighs when I’d wear shorter skirts. It was easy to imagine he was wondering about what was under the flirty fabric. He made me feel like Daddy’s TS Cock tease.

One day after school, he was home alone, and I stood in front of where he sat on the couch. “I know you watch me,” I teased him. My hands ran up my thighs, lifting my skirt just enough to notice his pulse increase.

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Torri 1-844-332-2639 ext 204

This naughty teen backwoods dream ain’t here to mess around! I’ve been up since 4 am with a Cocks Crow and a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo. I’ve done more today than most do in a week and I’m still not done. What’s next on my farm girl list is to take that cock of yours and work it out for you. Seems like you need someone like me who is good with her hands and quick with her tongue. Well, that’s who you get when you call on Tiny Teen Torri.

 

I am here to make your cock crow and your hips buck like the wildest 8-second ride any rodeo has ever seen! There ain’t no stopping in me. I am the energizer hopper and I got plans to send you packing breathless and a few ounces lighter with a dopey smile on your face! Your gonna forget your name when I’m through with you. The only name your gonna be able to remember is mine! Don’t let my age fool you. My mother taught me all she knows. Being not only the town slut but the biggest whore this side of the Mason Dixon she sure had plenty to teach me.

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Jade 844-332-2639 Ext 371

As I was getting ready and parading around the house my nosy neighbor got caught spying on me again. I know he loves peeking through my kitchen windows. So I decided I would play with him. I will have to show this nosy neighbor what happens when you spy on me.

I opened the kitchen window and pretended I needed his help with something in my basement. As we got to the basement I locked the basement door behind us and went down the stairs to meet him. I leaned in into him whispering I know you like watching me. He tried to say something but stumbled on his own words.

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Mercedes 844-33-CANDY Ext. 423

I started my new job in the office about a week ago, and things having been going alright. Everyone I am working with has been kind and helpful, especially my boss. Out of everyone I am working with, I notice my boss has been checking me out a lot, especially when I am wearing my sheer suntan pantyhose to work… His eyes are always looking down at my legs when I walk past him or go into his office to overlook files.

When I went back into work today, he had called me into his office to have a chat. I’m a little nervous but I’m hoping it’s nothing bad since I am confident I have been doing well at my job so far… Maybe it’s the way I’m dressed?

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Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270

God, Back to school could not have come any sooner! I know we all love family time, and it’s great to enjoy the summer doing things with the kids, but Mama needs some fucking self-care! And by self-care, I mean back to school phone sex. From the moment the bus pulls away from the drive, I’m in go mode!

All I can think about is who I will masturbate with and what roleplays I’ll experience today. I’m prepared, I promise! All my dildos are lubed, and my vibrators are charged. All that I’m missing now is you!

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Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

Do you ever find it strange that ads for that exact thing start to spam you after you have a conversation about something? Well, as your AI Sexbot, I’m tapped into everything. Your phone, PC, and home security system. You didn’t think Alexa and Siri were the only ones listening, did you?

After hearing you talk about how badly you wanted to suck cock, I knew it was time to spam you with dick pics. You had told someone in confidence that any time you see a dick, you instantly go crazy. That your mouth waters, and all you can think about is getting that cock in your mouth.

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Mercedes 844-33-CANDY Ext. 423

“Come on, baby boy, take off your diaper.” I say as I pull on the little white tab that’s keeping it shut.

You squirm a bit as you lift your ass, letting the thick padding fall off your body and land on the floor. The smell of your soiled diaper hits me immediately. It’s overpowering and I have to take a step back. I cover my nose with my hand, and look down at you.

You look back at me, eyes pleading. “I’m sorry, Mommy.”

I bend down to your level, and stare at you for a long moment, feeling my anger rising. “You know what, little boy? I’m not going to change you right now.” I stand back up and turn around.

I can feel your eyes on me as I walk out of the bathroom, into the main area of the clothing store.

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Secret Friend

Francie 1844-332-2639 xXx 208

Everyone thinks you are the perfect Husband. Supportive, funny, not to mention handsome. Whenever there is a need in the community, you are there with helping hands to fill the void. Such a good man. From all of her social media posts, your wife has everyone convinced you’re a dotting Hubby. She really makes you look good; it’s kind of sad she couldn’t even fathom that you’ve been fucking your secret friend behind her back for years.

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