Author: Lea

Cock Stompin' Phonesex

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Dicks just be making me so mad these days. Time wastin’ little bitch boys who think because they got a shrimp dick it makes ’em special or somethin’. Fuck. I’m just in the mood for some good ol cock stompin’ phonesex. And I ain’t no light bitch.

When I stomp my big ol’ size nine heels down on your three inches dick, you gone feel it. I need a loser who knows he deserves pain to just lay the fuck down before me wiv his legs spread, hands tied behind his back so I can kick, stomp and smash his dick and balls until I feel better.

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Paid In Pussy

Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244

This damn piece of junk car done broke down again. With my man in the slammer, no one is around to help me with stuff like this. It’s blocking the driveway like a lawn decoration at this point, and I don’t got no extra money to get the bitch towed to a mechanic.

My only option was to take my ass next door and ask my neighbor if he would fix my car if I paid in pussy. He’s a dirty old man with no teeth, but he’s real good with cars and stuff. If he could just get it running so I could get to work, that’s all I needed.

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Bad Bus Driver

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I had this job as a bus driver once. It didn’t last long.Seems as though parents don’t like it when you take kids on unscheduled field trips to your house. I couldn’t help it though. They Mama’s wasn’t even there at the bus stop! And those youngin’s just wanted someone to show them love. And love ’em was exactly what I was planning to do.

I waited a few weeks, waitin’ to see if it was spontaneous or a habit, and sure enough, this one little boy was always getting off the bus in a bad neighborhood and walkin’ all by himself. I was worried, ya know? There are so many pervs out there.

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Little Boys Lie!

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My, oh, my, do little boys lie! I had this one staying at my house tonight, and I could smell something, if you know what I mean. Something rotten! It smelled so bad it was as if green waves of gag me were coming off this little boy’s diaper. I called him over and said, “Mikey, did you mess dem tiny tails, ABU?”

“Nooo, Miss Lea.” He looked me in my face to tell dat bold ass lie! I scoffed and said, “Now I can smell you, you best not be telling no fibs ta me. If I come over there and check you, you best be dry!”Wouldn’t you have guessed dat boy went scrambling down the hall when I stood up. Continue reading “Little Boys Lie!” →

Your Big Beautiful Nanny Has Arrived

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Smarten up, you bad little boy! Yo Mama is gone, and she left me in charge. Your big, beautiful Black Nanny is here to make sure you learn your lesson and be on your best behavior. I won’t stand for no lip, so don’t try to fucking sass me. If you do, I’ll send you right on out to that tree in the front yard and have you break off a switch to beat that smartass with.

It won’t be no twig neither. I’ll make sure you pick a nice flexible sapling that’ll whip through the air and leave pretty pink lines on your ale bare ass. That’s if you get to being bad now, but we can have some good fun if you know how to mind your p’s and q’s.

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