Category: phonesex

Orange You Glad To Serve Me?

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.

A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.

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Janet 1-844-332-2639 ext 456

Wake up wake up! Seems like you might have had a little too much last night at my bar. No no no don’t get up just keep lying still. Lucky for you I have a room in the back and you were nice enough for me to keep. Yes, I said keep you heard me right. I did warn you about those shots you were taking back to back. You said you couldn’t feel them remember? I told you that you might not feel them now but when they hit they will HIT. You don’t remember anything from last night? Oh I learned a lot about you. Lots about the things you like to do.

The things you like to do behind closed doors. Your deepest darkest fantasies. How you want to be fucked and stretched and pegged by a dominant woman who knows what she’s doing. But you just don’t know how to go about finding someone like that. How you think about it all the time. That you would jump at the opportunity but worry you would lose your nerve. Lucky for you I have fixed all your problems. Just take a lot around.

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Girl Talk Confessions

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

One of my favorite types of calls is girl talk confessions! I love hearing what you naughty boys do when you’re dressed up as sexy sissies. Some of you are filthy sluts, and your stories leave my jaw dropped!

A few of my lovelies likes to call me while getting dolled up. As they roll up their stockings and clip on their padded bras, they dive into the slutty details that they can’t tell anyone else. I mean, hello, who else but me knows how much of a sissy whore they are? Just the John’s they swallow, I guess.

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Worshiping

Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

I desire to worship your cock.  Worshiping your cock provides my day with entertainment and meaning.  Long, thick, juicy cock.  It’s what I live for.  I crave it.  It’s what I breathe for.  My dreams are filled with huge cocks of every color and shape.  I love white cock, brown cock, and black cock.  You know I even enjoy a great big purple alien cock.  Real cock or fantasy cock, there are very few cocks that I would turn away.  Expect those itty bitty teeny weeny little cocks that only deserve some teasing and mockery.  Tiny cocks receive attention but aren’t worthy of being worshiped.

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Sherry 1844-332-2639 ext 399

I decided to go to a nice little restaurant for brunch. There I sat on the patio minding my own business enjoying the morning and watching everything and everyone wake up. Then this handsome gentleman sat across from me at another table. We could tell there was this pull towards one another. The physical attraction was so overwhelming. We just kept looking at one another and smiling.

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BBC Gang Bang Train

Francie 1844-332-2639 xXx 208

The bare mattress under you is soaked with cum, and your tears but still, the fun continues. At this point, your throat is raw from how many thick black cocks have forced themselves down it, that you no longer scream for mercy. Now, in silent submission, you accept your role as a BBC cock slave.

It’s been days since I’ve chained you to the floor of my basement with just that dirty mattress to keep you company. Well, when the boys aren’t here anyway. This gang bang train has gone on for hours now, and I know you’re exhausted, but it doesn’t matter. It won’t stop until they wish it to.

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Devious Gay Bestie

Ronnie 1844-33-CANDY Ext 443

My devious gay bestie has this crush on a straight guy. SUPER straight guy. Like there ain’t no bend or curve in his arrow, but my friend does not care. He wants that man’s pocket pistole something BAD! He had me flirt with the straight guy whose name is Matt and invite him over.

My bestie, Tommie, was hiding in my closet when I brought Matt to my room. Tommie had instructed me to tell Matt I wanted to do some kinky exploring and to blindfold him after he got naked on my bed. The plan, which didn’t go as we hopped, was for Tommie to sneak out and suck Matt off while he was blindfolded. SOUNDS like a brilliant plan, right? Only straight guys never do what you want them to.

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You Look Edible

Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244

*Sucks my teeth.* Damn, boy, look at you. Skinny little white boy, lookin’ like a fucking snack. You look edible and Big Mama is hungry. I been thinking about dippin’ you in chocolate sauce all day and lickin’ every inch of that scrawny little figure. Yo ever heard of sploshing?

It’s a kinky little fetish where you slather someone in food or mud, chemicals, whatever. I’m not much into dirty stuff like mud but as a big girl, Mama can get down with making a feast outta you. I’ll have you laid up on my dining table like a smorgasbord.

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Young And Hard

*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I thought I was a good girl, until I discovered that young and hard cocks are simply the best. There’s no competition really. How did I discover this you ask? Well, at 32, I thought I had my life figured out. My career was stable, my friendships were solid, and my routine was comfortable. I wasn’t actively searching for love or even just sex, especially not with someone younger. But then I met Dylan at a mutual friend’s party, and everything changed.

From the moment we started talking, Dylan was different. His smile and easy confidence were totally irresistible to me. We talked about everything – music, travel and books all while his eyes were taking in every inch of my body. The chemistry between us was undeniable.

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Phonesex Princess- Fucking Pay Me

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

You found me. The pretty, young, wet dream you’ve been searching for. Your Phonesex Princess is just a call away, so fucking pay me. You know how this works; you’ve been addicted to phonesex sluts for longer than you’re willing to admit. First, you stalk my profile and my blogs. Jerking your pathetic dick to the fantasy of hearing my voice and obeying my every command.

Grow a fucking pair and stop stalling. I’ll make you cum better than you can imagine on your own, so pick up the phone and be useful.

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