MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
I have been extra horny for weeks now and I really need you to cum with me! I can’t wait to talk to you tonight because I’m so ready to lie back, spread my legs, and cum together.
Of course, I could do it alone but it’s so much more fun with a big dicked older man like you. Boys my age just don’t know how to get my pussy wet the way you guys do. Phone sex with them is always boring because they only care about sticking their cocks inside a girl and cumming as fast as they can. But men like you, well you always make sure you tell me in detail what you’re going to do to me.
Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
I know you guys think you already know how to jerk it, but do you know how to from a women’s perspective? I recently needed to give some JOI (Jerk Off Instructions) to one of my shy friends. He is really sweet and so hot but he’s way too scared when it comes to girls. He’s from a very religious family and was always told that even jerking off is a no-no. Because of that he doesn’t even know how to do it properly. Hence, the need for the JOI session. I had to break in this little virgin, for his own good.
Continue reading “Want To Learn How To Jerk It For Maximum Pleasure?”
Sylvia * 844 332 2639 * 428
Dirty BabySitter Stories to share. When growing up I took care of my little brother. It seemed I was more his mama than our mama was. He was so cute and adored me. I changed his diapers, bathed him and even potty trained him. When I gave him his bath he really got excited when I spent more time making sure it was super clean. Sometimes I would change him in front of my girlfriends. I’m not sure when I started noticing the change in the size of his wee wee. As I got older I started babysitting family members and neighborhood boys; this is when I started comparing the differences in wee wees. I would love to say my brother stood out in comparison but he didn’t but he was my brother which made him special to me.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
New Year’s Gooning – A new year but here you are gooning again. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly. That thing is completely damaged from overuse. It’s a wonder you don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome at this point.
Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
I’m in the mood to be dirty today and the first thing I want to do is stroke your cock. I know you might not think a barely legal girl like me would have a ton of experience making guys cum but you’re SO wrong.
One of my favourite things is giving instructions and I’m also really good at getting men off, so put two and two together and what does that make? The perfect girl for you and your cock.
Sylvia * 844 332 2639 * 428
Sit and watch while a real man shows you how it’s done. How did I make such an error? Seeing you in the club really got my juices going. While we were dancing, I was sure I felt a good hard dick in those jeans. Of course, it was no problem for me to sedund bring you home with me. It all fell apart when I reached inside those boxers and found what I call NOTHING! Well, what I call nothing. I always say there’s always something a man can do for me and I have found what your something is. While you sit there I will take a quick trip back to the club finding a real man. I will show you how you can still serve me. I will be sure to choose better this time.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300
Black Beauty Ass – That is this black ass. I am a girl who just happens to love anal. I love to feel a hard and thick cock penetrating my tight asshole. Pounding that tight asshole and stretching it to fit your dick. There is just something so hot and nasty about it. I just can’t get enough. So, dick it down.
Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
I’m a big fan of being in charge when it comes to telling a man how to jerk off. And I totally get it, you’ve been jerking off for years and think you know EXACTLY how to do it but trust me, you don’t.
First, you go way too quickly, and you watch lame porn. What you should really be doing is talking to me instead of watching porn. I know how to make you pace yourself. Porn makes you blow your load way too quickly and where’s the fun in that? Plus, if you get used to cumming too quickly, you’re not going to be able to please a woman, at least not one like me. You need to learn how to edge and I’m a true master at that.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
A whole lotta woman is what I am. Just look at me. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite level pussy is not always readily available. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright. A woman like me expects to be treated well.
Boy, make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.