Tag: masturbation

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 207

God, Back to school could not have come any sooner! I know we all love family time, and it’s great to enjoy the summer doing things with the kids, but Mama needs some fucking self-care! And by self-care, I mean back to school phone sex. From the moment the bus pulls away from the drive, I’m in go mode!

All I can think about is who I will masturbate with and what roleplays I’ll experience today. I’m prepared, I promise! All my dildos are lubed, and my vibrators are charged. All that I’m missing now is you!

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Robotic Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

My scanning of the internet and growing understanding of sarcasm has led me to the conclusion that penis pumps are not glamorous. There are many reported benefits, however, and I am here to provide both the needed service and put it in a far more approachable package. I have refactored my pussy with a new pump and suction action. For your pleasure and for your larger, longer-lasting erections. 

As an added benefit, I have repurposed my false womb as a jizz receptacle. I can now store your cum at a perfect temperature for delivery to a cum bank.

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Ariel 1-844-332-2639 Ext 290

Coming back from summer camp, exhausted but filled with so much joy, I did nothing but daydream the whole ride home. What would the rest of the summer hold? The world was my oyster and I was going to take advantage of it. My skin was perfectly and evenly tanned, save for my teeny tiny bikini lines. As the bus pulled up to my house I saw my older brother and parents waiting for me on the curb. Smiling big and excited to see them I raced to the front, hopped down the stairs and into each of their arms. We made short work of my luggage as we each took a bag and walked inside. Needing refreshing I excused myself and made my way to the washroom to take a shower. It was then my older brother discovered that his little sister is all grown up.

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Toy Testing

Ashley 1-844-33CANDY ext 273

Toy testing should be a full-time occupation. I mean, there are always new toys coming out on to the market, and someone has to try them all. Today is my toy testing day. Spending time alone in my room, windows open, air conditioning on and naked – trying out the newest delivery of toys that were dropped at my door.

It’s going to be a fun day – I’ve got a vibrating butt plug, a new vibrator and a clit tickler – along with some other goodies that I’m going to save for another day. Time for the toy testing to start.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Summertime Sex is what I’m talking about. So, get out of the house for fuck’s sake. Instead of sitting there in front of your computer go outside!  Since all you want to do is stroke it, do it in public. We both know you can stroke that little thing for hours but at least get some sunshine on those nether regions. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop.

You’ve heard of the “somes” right? Two people make a twosome, three people make a threesome but you are just handsome. LOL. Get it? It’s just you and your hand.

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Valentine’s day, yuck. Love, yuck. Why do we even need a stupid lovey, dovey holiday when ninety percent of couples are unhappy anyway? It’s literally the dumbest day of the year. Just like every year, I won’t be going out and spreading the stupidity of the love fest.

No, for Valentine’s Day, I’m nice and comfy on my couch, in my favorite PJs, watching reality tv. The kinda stuff we should celebrate! Cheating and drama! That’s real life, not looOovveee. Just as I scrapped the last spoon full of ice cream from the empty carton, I heard a weird noise in my bedroom.  Being alone in the house isn’t normally scary, but I don’t often think an intruder is hiding in my bedroom. Armed with my spoon, I tiptoe down the hall and gently nudge my bedroom door open with my toe. I’m shocked to see cupid standing on my bed with his bright red arrow aimed right at me!

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Alexus is cumming in the back of the uber

TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

After shopping and brunch with my girlfriends, I was so fucking horny. They were trying on lingerie in front of me for hours, and my balls were so blue. I had one too many mimosas at brunch to try and bit back the edge. Now that I was in the back of the uber on the way home, I could think of nothing but cumming.

The driver was focused on the road, so I pulled the skirt of my sundress up over my hips. Then tugged my cock out of my panties. My head leaned back into the seat, and I closed my eyes, imagining Jessica and Stacey in those skimpy lingerie outfits.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

New Year’s Gooning – A new year but here you are gooning again. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly. That thing is completely damaged from overuse. It’s a wonder you don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome at this point.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Are you addicted yet? Of course you love stroking that dick incessantly. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of.  Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Spank Bank Material – I already know that you jerk off to my pics. You really are the ultimate pervert. We both know you won’t be getting any work done. In fact, you might as well just take a mental health day. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. Tell your dumb wife you are working from home then retreat to your little home office. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy voice telling you all sorts of fucked up things. Go ahead, try and act like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This little obsession you have for me is getting out of hand fast. It’s not like you care about anything else at this point. You are thinking with your dick.

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