MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I’ve decided to start a new tradition. A Valentin’e Day Stroke Fest! This should be right up your loser dick alley. It’s all you can even think of. Yes, you are basically just another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. So, for Valentine’s Day since it’s already a given that you won’t have a date. You can have a date with your dick.
I see you, loser. You’re there trying to catch a glimpse of me. You want nothing more than to get me to pay attention to you. You’re desperate to get my attention and get me to fuck you. That’s not as easy as you think. Believe it or not, I have standards. I don’t let losers waste my precious time. Nor do they get my attention until they’ve earned it. You know how to earn it, loser. Especially for a man like you, my time and attention come with strings. I deserve to be compensated for giving you even a smidgen of compassion from this sexy party girl.
My friend came to visit me, not knowing that I had changed from the career-driven independent woman he had known. When he knocked on the door, I answered it dressed to perfection in a dark green 1950’s style tea-length A-line dress, stockings, and pumps. My hair was perfectly coifed as befitted a proper housewife. He was shocked and laughed, asking why I was all dressed up. Without answering him immediately, I invited him into my home. Then I explained how I had realized me true place as the submissive housewife of a high-powered CEO. I explained that I was on my way to a salon appointment and invited him to join me, the perfect plan for this beta male forming in my mind.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Measuring up is something that your cock just doesn’t do. Sure, there are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, LOL
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and have multiple orgasms with. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Addicted to the girl – Of course you are addicted and love stroking that dick incessantly. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us are out living our best lives and enoying the holiday festivities you are just sitting there jerking your little pickle.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
I decided to hold my very own Halloween Dick Pic Competition. All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time. So, drop me an email to willow@phonesexcandy.com and let’s see what you are working with.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
Listen, baby; it’s time for us to talk. There are some areas in our relationship where you just don’t measure up. I thought that with time I’d get used to you being a little … small. But I’ve been thinking about the big cocks I’ve had in the past and have decided that it’s something I just can’t live without. However, you’ve wormed your way into my heart, and I don’t want to let you go, either. So, I’ve come up with the perfect solution. Since you have a little bitty baby cock, I’ve decided that you’re going to be my baby boy from now on. You’ll be calling me Mommy from now on, and I’ll be finding us a big strong Daddy.
Zia 1-844-33CANDY ext 402
My favorite type of call to do is a 2 girl call with one of my hot girlfriends. Kayla is such a sexy little thing with the hottest voice ever and we do lots of 2 girl calls together. It’s so much fun to talk with each other about your shrimp dick and laugh our asses off at your expense. Recently we did a SPH call with T and we definitely had fun with him. Can you imagine two sexy voices in your ear humiliating you about your tiny dick at the same time? If you have a small member, then you need 2 girl SPH phonesex with Zia and Kayla. With our big tits, sexy voices and cruel demeanors, you will definitely enjoy the call.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Does your cock measure up? We are about to find out. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
You tricked me into thinking you aren’t a little cocked loser. There you stand though, the proof literally in front of my face. You thought because I’m so sweet and submissive that I’d just go with it. But you’re quickly finding out that’s not the reality of the situation. I’m not going to just let you get away with this. We aren’t going to have a chuckle and pretend this didn’t happen. I summon Aphrodite and ask her what she thinks I should do with you. Her suggestion is to give you Typhon as a plaything for awhile to teach you a very important lesson about telling lies.