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With a farm as big as the one my family owns; over 400 acres. The property taxes are pretty expensive. We do well on the farm with all the hands in different industries we have but I was always taught it doesn’t matter how much you make. If you can save a buck then you save a buck. You work hard for it then you deserve to save it if you can.

So I took that to heart from my dear ol daddy. We haven’t paid property taxes in years! How? Easy I just fuck the adjuster lol. Easy to save a buck when your tax adjuster is so horny for hot “dumb” country teen pussy. He thinks he is gettin the deal of a lifetime. Because he really isn’t payin for anythin.

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Guess who’s hosting game day tonight at 9 pm EST!!!  That’s right!  Zesty submissive kinky naughty dirty slutty me!!!  We’ll be playing what wrong answers only St. Patrick’s Day edition.  I’ll ask you a trivia question or give you a picture and then you give me a way wrong answer.  So, bring your creativity.  Bring your quirky sense of humor.  Put on your dirty thinking caps because I plan to have a game full of laughter, camaraderie, creativity, and most of all fun!  Come and play the whole game for your chance to win a free 15 min call!  Who can beat free phone sex?  Better question… who can beat me???  *giggles*

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Something I am is super into roleplay. I don’t mean some stupid you have seen this 100 times schoolteacher and student after class crap. And I don’t mean some just throwing around a little acting and words. No, I mean full blast costumes and all kinds of fun. Now I am the queen after all so I always get to be who I want to be but I like to have other people there too.

I like to make it a role-playing sexual party. I invite everyone I want and they have no idea what the theme is not until they get here. I decorate with a few things but the real show is always in the bedroom. Once everyone has arrived I pass a bowel around with a list of parts inside. Everyone picks out their roles and the fun can start.

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My idiot roommates decided that it would be a grand idea to play with a Ouija board!  Next thing I know I find myself trapped in my room with a demon named Popobawa. His huge demon cock buried deep in my pussy stretching the fuck out of it.  Why am I always the one who ends up with one eyed winged giant dicked freaks?  Then they are fucking me against my will?

I told them it was a terribly bad idea.  Ouija boards never lead to anything good.  I’m so sick of no one listening to me and opened demon portals in my house.  Then what happens every time?  Is it some normal harmless demon who just possesses one of us and wreaks havoc on the world at large?  No!  It’s a fucking sex hungry demon who targets poor innocent me and stuffs me full of his big fat demon dick!

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An open-minded woman is a gift from the heavens to a man that has needs. Deep and to some twisted needs. This is why he came to me. Oh, no this will not be a story of myself being fucked. As a famous movie once said. I am a woman who knows how to get things. Yes, the movie phrase is a man who knows how to get things but the principle is the same as Red said to Andy in that prison.

I have a reputation in the sexual community for knowing not just people but what they like and what they are willing to do. This client of mine had something he needed. He heard from the grapevine that I would be the one to talk to about his. Dasyproctic fetish. For those who do not know this is a kink where one is attracted to a hairy ass.

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There are imitators but I am second to none. With this body and this cock, who could blame other dudes for wanting to be me? They only dream of the caliber of pussy I pull on the regular.

The difference? I am a confident, sexy man who takes care of himself. I don’t sit around “wishing” my life away. If I want something, I go for it. I don’t second guess myself.

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I am a woman of many likes and talents. One thing I really enjoy is art. I enjoy things that people consider art. Something that someone else might not think of as art. Bodypaint is art and magic to me and sexual. How about you come on over and I’ll show you what I mean! I’ll strip down for you in all of my naked glory. Letting you see every inch of my perfect body.

You will get the chance that not all men or women get. To touch me all over. You are going to be painting my body with a purpose. I will give you pictures of what you are to paint. Don’t worry it won’t be hard. You will be able to handle it just simple lines. Then after you are all done covering my body with the edible paint I’ve made you will lick what you have drawn from my body.

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Hello, end of winter sales! With every department store putting their spring wear on sale, it’s time for you to take your sexy model girlfriend shopping! It’s the ultimate FINDOM fantasy! You’ll accompany me to the mall and one by one we’ll go through each and every store.

Together, we’ll drain your wallet, and as a reward for being such a good boyfriend, I’ll model every piece of clothing you purchase. Come on; I hear the swimsuit rack calling my name!

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My sweet boy, look at how cute you are squirming in my lap! You are a desperate baby for Katie, aren’t you? What an interesting expression on your face. I have to admit, it is one of my favorites. That moment where you are about to mess yourself and you are fighting it is so much fun for me.

I like taking my time putting your diaper on. There are just so many enjoyable parts to it! Your face gets all red with embarrassment and your eyes fill with tears. I suppose if I had not forced you into the diaper you probably would not be crying… but who cares? Miss Katie is in charge and you will do what I say. ALWAYS.

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I had an easy job babysitting for this super-hot single dad.  Usually, his little crotch goblins wouldn’t go to bed till just when it was time for him to come home.  So, normally I’d get them put to bed, he’d come home, and I’d head home myself.  This one night though, after playing hard at the park, they went to bed early and easily.  Leaving me time to myself that I didn’t know what to do with.  I knew he wasn’t due home for a few hours yet.  So, I wandered into his room and found his stash of porn.  Of course, that was the night he came home early and caught me watching porn.

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