VANESSA 1-844-332-2639 ext 232

The British Bitch Bank is open for business. Admit it, you have been leading a bit of a double life. On the surface, you fake it pretty well with your outward persona. You have been playing the role, trying to do the right thing, but the moment you get a few minutes to yourself, your hand is on your cock. Your secret addiction runs you.
Imagine how incredible it will feel to finally share your secret addiction with someone who gets it. This is someone who has been trained professionally and has that specific brand of greed that applies itself so effectively to this particular fetish.

Can this be an expensive endeavor? Of course it can. Why the mere thought of spending your hard earned cash has your cock twitching right now, doesn’t it? There really is no need to try and deny it. It makes perfect sense that your certain set of procliviities would lead you down this path. Female Supremacy of this caliber will have that effect on you.

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panties

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

There is nothing more pathetic than a small dick man. I mean seriously? As minuscule and pathetic as you are you still think that somewhere inside of me, I will give in to you. Give in to wanting to look at your little button cock. Some even think I would let them touch me with that little cocktail wiener. Seriously? I am not kidding. A man or are they even considered a man? Hmmmm… we will leave that for another day. But the keeper of the one-inch wonder truly believes that a woman like me would let that centimeter peter inside of my precious hole. I know, humorous right? Asking if I would touch it. Yeah right. The one that is hung like a gerbil has no chance of pleasing a woman, but they still try. 

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Cougar M.I.L.F. SUMMER EXT 381
Cougar Abuses your cock and you love it! Let my experienced hands around your cock great hand job, and squeeze. Baby I’m going to squeeze so hard that you’re going to whimper in pain. I might even take my nails and dig into your ball sack. I know it feels so good to have a Dominant woman twist your manhood. It is just a little pleasure and pain mixed and that swells your balls. Let me hurt that sensitive groin area of yours. Twisting and pulling your testes until you beg me to stop. I need a good reason to stop hurting you. So if I let go of your balls, does that mean I can pierce your cock head? Continue reading “Cougar Abuses your cock”

HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300

Black Beauty Ass – That is this black ass. I am a girl who just happens to love anal. I love to feel a hard and thick cock penetrating my tight asshole. Pounding that tight asshole and stretching it to fit your dick. There is just something so hot and nasty about it. I just can’t get enough. So, dick it down.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Asian Sex Samurai – There will only be ruined orgasms for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Addicted to stroking is what you are. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

Fall Fuckaround is a fun little game  fuck is where you pay and the beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.

You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.

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naughty neighbor

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Naughty Neighbor Laylene always is thinking of something you can do for her.

Trick or Treat – do you have something good for me to eat? Like do you know what is missing this Halloween night? My lips around the head of your cock and my hands gently stroking you while I deep throat you. That always seems to get me what I want. Let me tell you about my afternoon. I always miss the delivery guys so when my hot neighbor came by to drop off a package, I decided that I wanted his package too. I smiled and told him just that, well in so many words.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I decided to hold my very own Halloween Dick Pic Competition.  All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time. So, drop me an email to willow@phonesexcandy.com and let’s see what you are working with.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Do you want to suck me dry just like the man in my kinky Halloween dream? I started having this weird, but also hot, dream recently, and it hasn’t stopped.

In my dream his eyes were staring at me through the darkness. My mind is hazy. I stir awake and look around my room. Nothing out of the ordinary. I get up and look out the window. But I see nothing strange. So I begin to turn away until a glimmer catches my eye. It’s in the garden.

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