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Friendsgiving Escort

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Fifty-five million Americans are traveling for Thanksgiving this year, but you can’t afford to go home. Maybe you could have if you didn’t have to pay for me. But when your friends invited you to Friendsgiving this year, you wanted to impress them. Everyone thinks you’re a geeky virgin who’s only ever fucked your hand, and you’d pay anything to make them believe otherwise.

As the geeky guru that you are, you found me on an internet search. As soon as you saw me, you knew I’d be the perfect solution to making your friends think you are cool. Forget about your parents and the rest of your family; they’ve been disappointed year after year and are used to it.

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Was It Just A Dream?

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY Ext 357

I met a guy online, and we’ve been heavily flirting. However, he lives really far away, and I kind of just assumed it would never turn into anything—until last night. Was it just a dream?

I was getting ready to head out to the bar for the UFC fight when he texted me to ask what I was wearing, if I’d be driving, and who I was going with. It was typical boyfriend stuff, you know, the caring, protective questions men ask to take care of you. I supplied all the answers, and teasingly, he said he didn’t like my choice in underwear and wanted me to change into a set he’d seen before.

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Forcing A Bad Boy To Cum In My Panties

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Boys are so bad. They can’t help themselves. As soon as those pricks start to get hard, all reasonable thinking goes out the window. Caleb was at that age and kept breaking into my room to steal my panties. It was obvious it was him; no one else had any reason to, and soon I was outta draws. The boy would snatch em, do God knows what in em, and toss em out as if that would hide his guilt.

Mrs. Lea knows better! I’d had enough of this thieving. I stormed into his room naked with my last pair of panties in my hand. Caleb was on his bed when I marched in, and he sure looked surprised. “Wha-what are you gone do?” He tried to sit up, but I was quick and sat right on his face.

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Clean-Up Cuck

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I met someone’s son the other day. A hungry boy who confessed to me that his Mommy trained him to be such a good pussy cleaner but that he’d never had the pleasure of licking up a barely legal pussy like mine. He just happened to be in luck because, at the time of our meeting, my sweet slit was already leaking another man’s cum.

I traced my finger inside my cummy panties and then rubbed my finger under his nose. “Do you wanna show me what a good boy your Mommy has taught you to be?” The clean-up cuck’s eyes rolled back from the suggestion alone, and he nodded furiously.

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Cock Cage Consultant

Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244

I aint never heard so much complaining as I did through Locktober. So many boys must not know how to fit their dicks in proper cages.

Now that we are in No Nut November, I think it’s bout time you call the cock cage consultant and allow me to help get you fitted in the right size cage for you. See, I’d even bet you didn’t know there was sizes to the damn things, didcha?

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He Needs A New Slut

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My BBC best friend told me the other day how he was bored with the slut serving him, and he was in need of a new one. With a quick smile, I assured him I had the perfect little faggot for him.

You aren’t going to disappoint me and refuse, are you? No, I didn’t think so. We both know you’d do anything for me. You’d humiliate and degrade yourself for my amusement, and it just so happens that watching my thick dicked bestie fuck his massive cock through you would amuse me.

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thighs

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Thunder thighs are sometimes thought of as wobbly, meaty thighs, but my strong legs are the real version of thunder and lighting. Because when they come together, I crush whoever is caught between them. It’s crazy how much crunching a man between my legs can turn him on.

The other night, a larger man came to me asking for just that. The thunder treatment. He wanted to feel helplessly trapped between my toned legs, and I was going to give him precisely what he wished for.

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Fire Starter Prank

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I’ve always been drawn to flame. I am curious about the dance between light and dark, how the heat is all-consuming, and how one tiny spark can devour everything in its path. Fire is protecting and also devastating. Which side of the coin you get is kind of luck of the draw. My friends always joke that I’d be a full-fledged Pyro if I weren’t so afraid of being in trouble.

I am really afraid to do anything wrong or get into trouble, so I guess that’s what led my friends to pull the fire starter prank on me. We were all hanging out at the park when someone gave me their new lighter. I flicked it a few times, mesmerized by the quick igniting of the blue flame. After the third time, a booming man’s voice yelled across the open space, “Put that out NOW!”

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

I once was prey, just like you. Weak, unseeing…mortal. That was until one late night in October when I got separated from my friends after a girls’ night in the city. We’d been drinking way too much and stumbled out of the club, intending to walk back to our hotel.

One minute, I was behind them, and then my high heel got stuck in a grate. I bent down in the street to wiggle it free, and when I looked up again, they were gone. The road had been crowded and loud, but as I scanned either direction for my friends, the entire street was eerily quiet. Under the street lights, only puffs of steam stretched across the space between buildings. Finally, I called out for them, standing up with one shoe in my hand.

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Fantasy Football Predictions

Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

Football season is upon us, and so many men are spending far too much time on Fantasy Football. The draft stole your attentions and now the games. However, it’s worse than you just watching and enjoying a little sports, no! You are turning your back on your team just because some random player on your rival team is on your roster!

I’ve decided to help make this season a little more fun for both of us. I miss you playing with me instead of watching all of the games nearly every day of the week, so I’ve set my AI intentions on plotting the game predictions to give you the best lineup possible.

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