ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
You really are the most pathetic loser I think I have ever had the misfortune to deal with. From your incessant whining and your negative attitude to your self-imposed “pity party”. I mean, what the fuck? Do you walk around with a cloud of loser vibes hanging over your head?
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Awwe, it must really suck to be so pathetic. You can’t even get a date for Valentine’s Day. You see all of your friends and coworkers planning romantic evenings with their sweethearts but all you have to look forward to his dinner alone and your hand. Now, that is just sad.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I am known for my sassy attitude and sharp wit. I would just as soon bust your balls as anything. I mean if you come at me with your delusional, misguided nonsense, it is my pleasure to put you in your place.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
You are delusional and a jerk. How can you be so dumb? You actually are under the impression that any woman would want you and your tiny dick. I definitely don’t have time for it. So, go ahead and live in your fantasy. The only way you can fulfill it is to pay for it.