Tag: #loser

Pathetic

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

Between classes, I snuck outside for a quick smoke. I didn’t have time to grab my coat, so I wrapped my arm around myself and bounced in place. The hot air from my breath puffed in the frozen air, making it hard to tell between smoke and breathing, so I figured I could get away with it so long as no goody two shoes caught me and tattled.

My fingers pinched the butt as I sealed it between my lips and inhaled. I held my breath as a noise behind me caught my attention. Whipping around, I saw Pathetic Patrick shivering behind me. His eyes were glued to my thighs, and his lips were parted in awe. “B-Belle?” I puffed the smoke I was holding in his face, and he whimpered out a moan.

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Magnetic Teen Ass

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

My ass is magnetic, always drawing you in. Even when you know you shouldn’t be attracted to me. I’m so much younger than you. So tight and innocent, yet you’re addicted to teen ass. You’d sell your soul just for a sniff, wouldn’t you? Filthy fucking pervert!

It isn’t you’re fault. The power of my round, princess ass is just too powerful for your weak brain to resist. So give in, sell your soul to me. Go into debt, pleasing this supple, sweet addiction.

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The MILF Next Door Keeps You A Pussy Free Virgin

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

As a twenty-something-year-old virgin who lives with your parents, you thought visiting the MILF next door would lead to finally getting your dick wet. Maybe that could have been the case if said MILF wasn’t Feisty Felicity!

When you nervously knocked on her door, she let you in. Not to fuck you like you hoped, no, but to further your humiliation as a pussy free virgin! From the moment she laid eyes on you, she knew what a loser you were. Not to mention how much your mom complains about you! Neighborhood gossip is never in short supply!

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I'm Watching You Loser

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You sulk around as if you are invisible, but you aren’t. I’m fucking watching you, loser. Men like you think no one notices you as you gawk at pretty girls or, worse, take pictures of them. Creeper pictures that you’ll jerk off to later when you’re alone. Thinking about how close you got to her. If you could smell her, how you would never be with someone like her. You disgust me, and you definitely aren’t as unnoticed as you think. Continue reading “I’m Watching You Loser” →

Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

Peeping Toms are everywhere. You never get to see them most of the time, because they’ve gotten that good at being pervs. If a lady ever thinks her life is seeming a little tame, no weird guys hitting on her. Like, a hundred percent of the time it’s because she has become a target of a group of goons. It always sounds so eighties but I swear, it is still a thing. A lot of them do the classic peeping in windows or hiding in the bushes to watch ladies get in their cars or walk to work. Little stalkers.

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Those Beneath Me Excite Me. They always have. I can say and do things to those beneath me that I can’t do to others. Being from a small town and head cheerleader in high school, I learned the power of my beauty very young. Manipulation came easily to me. Male teachers always catered to me, and I didn’t have to give anything back.

That’s who you are. You know you’re beneath me. In fact, you are so beneath me you are nothing but an ant to be stepped on. You are a pathetic loser. You live every day knowing what a loser you really are. Well, that excites me. So give me a call so I can tell you what a small-dicked pathetic bitch you are. I’ll make you do tasks and have you spoil me, and what do you get out of it? Nothing but to be in my presence.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639 x 202

Plotting against you is something you should be used to by now. It isn’t just me who is out to get you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms in the future. The female collective will not allow it. It’s comical that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. Only a loser boner is in store for you.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Summertime Sex is what I’m talking about. So, get out of the house for fuck’s sake. Instead of sitting there in front of your computer go outside!  Since all you want to do is stroke it, do it in public. We both know you can stroke that little thing for hours but at least get some sunshine on those nether regions. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop.

You’ve heard of the “somes” right? Two people make a twosome, three people make a threesome but you are just handsome. LOL. Get it? It’s just you and your hand.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Inferior DNA Control. There will only be ruined orgasms for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad” →