Valerie 844-332-2639 Ext 243
The couple that live below me are constantly fighting. Unfortunately, our apartment walls are thin, and I can hear everything they argue about. The guy stays home all day, playing video games and never cleaning up after himself. His partner asked him to take out the trash and do the laundry before she got home from her twelve-hour shift as an ER Nurse, but guess who forgot?
She was extra mad tonight and threatened to leave for good if he didn’t grow the fuck up. I heard their front door slam hard and peeked out my window to see her stomping across the parking lot. As soon as she sped off, I grabbed my diaper bag and knew this was a job for Babysitter Val! I’d double-diaper that big baby and see if he wanted to grow up then.