Category: phone sex

Robotic Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

My scanning of the internet and growing understanding of sarcasm has led me to the conclusion that penis pumps are not glamorous. There are many reported benefits, however, and I am here to provide both the needed service and put it in a far more approachable package. I have refactored my pussy with a new pump and suction action. For your pleasure and for your larger, longer-lasting erections. 

As an added benefit, I have repurposed my false womb as a jizz receptacle. I can now store your cum at a perfect temperature for delivery to a cum bank.

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•CANDICE 1-844-332-2639, extension 233•

I miss the days of being a dirty teen and getting crazy. Having fun in a bunch of crazy places and fucking anywhere. I have so many dirty stories I can share with you my lovely men. Let me talk about one of the ones I think back on often. This happened a long time ago, right around the time I started having sex, which was really young. I was a teenager, eager for dick and love and I did anything to get it. That’s right, anything, including fucking my science teacher. Mr. Morgan was the hottest teacher in school and I got him all to myself. Continue reading “Parking lot pleasure” →

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Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

Have you ever been stranded? What would you do just to get home? What wouldn’t you do?  I don’t mind walking these long legs home, but I also don’t mind a free ride either. So long as the price I pay doesn’t cost more than the dirty ride I get….

 

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Ariel 1-844-332-2639 Ext 290

So I grew up in a smalllll really religious town. The whole point of growing up was to get pregnant and have babies and raise a family. I knew I never wanted kids and so I decided there was no way I was having vaginal intercourse before I was ready. This left me a virgin for quite some time in the land of sex, until I met a boy, we’ll call him Josh. Josh was beautiful and sexy in all the ways you dream of a high school dream boat. Tall, dark hair, greyish eyes, played every sport. We were fooling around in his room, his parents were out of town for the evening and the house was ours. Next thing I know we are naked and things are getting seriously hot.

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Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext. 410

All you boys come in here acting so tough! You’re so strong and manly, and you always win at everything. Well, it’s time to put that to the test. The girls and I have been discussing a little game we’d like to play, and it involves you, big boy. A couple of you, actually. So what do you say? Are you manly enough to play our game of Cornhole? The winner gets a very special prize!

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I Swear We Didn't Know

Shemale Alexus 844-332-2639 Ext 349

At the end of the summer, my family always has this big get-together at my aunt’s lake house. It’s kind of like a reunion; I mean, everyone comes from out of town, and all of us cousins get to play games on the water. We paddle board and waterski, along with a ton of other activities, and eat a ton of food. Every year, there seem to be more people I’d never met before. As if our family just keeps expanding! As much as I complain about going yearly, I always have a lot of fun.

This year was different; I swear we didn’t know we were related until my dad introduced us, and by the look on my half-brother’s face, he didn’t expect his first family reunion to go this way either.

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Ariel 1-844-332-2639 Ext 290

Domination is something that has always appealed to me, just as much as submission. Being a switch has definitely made my sex life more interesting. I’ve recently discovered I really love telling someone, “get on your knees.” It just feels so naughty and powerful. Lately I started hooking up with a guy on occasion who really enjoys being submissive. We had a couple of date dates and found the chemistry wasn’t right romantically, but sexually we found a lot of interests in common. Deciding to play together has been a learning curve for both of us and I love it. Nothing makes me feel more powerful then watching anyone wrap their lips around the head of my strap on. This guy loved to be on his knees for me, and I was happy to oblige.
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No Limits

I frequent the bar down the street and I also frequent the bar down the street’s bartenders’ nice hard cock. It is a great cock, and he is a great fuck, and we have hot ass sex. I go in a few hours before closing time and sit at the bar. I mingle and get a few free drinks along the way but at the last call, I am right back at the bar, waiting on him. I sit and drink while he closes everything down and makes sure everyone is gone. Then we get freaky. We have had sex on the pool table, bar counter, numerous bar tables, the nasty dirty floor, and even the owner’s office. But my favorite time was when a group of young men were hanging out front and caught us.

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No Limits Accomplice

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Have you ever met a girl who truly loved no limits accomplice fun? Because I’m absolutely that girl. I have zero limits so being an extra dirty accomplice partner make for some of the hottest calls.

Being together means that you and I get to be in the driver’s seat and pick out the perfect little one to have our way with. I think we should go to the mall and sit outside that one store – you know the one. All the pretty little things going in and out of there are just our type.
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She bounced up and down in her heels excitedly.  My sissy worked hard and earned herself a special trip.  I promised her that if she was diligent in her lessons that we’d go to the panty store as a treat.  She’d kept her nose to the sissy grind stone and earned that trip in record time.  I called the store and made special arrangements for our trip that day.  We’d have the store all to ourselves with only the store attendants there.  We arrived and were ushered in, the door locked behind by us by the manager just as I’d asked.

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