Category: kinky phonesex

Orange You Glad To Serve Me?

Belle 1844-332-2639 X 444

Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.

A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.

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Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

A lot of girls claim to be size queens, but as much as I wish that were the case for me, I struggle to take a bigger cock. As a sex doll, my struggle, of course, doesn’t matter, I’ll take every inch I’m given, but if I am asked for my preference, I love a nice five or six-inch cock to drive me into pure bliss.

My tight little body doesn’t take long to fill up. When we’re together, pushing yourself into my clenching channel will have you feeling like the biggest stud. Even if maybe other girls have said it’s small. Continue reading “Every Inch” →

uniform

Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

Anna was on the bus riding home from school in her uniform. She was pursued  by an older boy who stopped her in her tracks. She couldn’t help but notice him and how handsome he was. He approached her and grabbed her arm. ‘’Where are you going?’’ Said the boy. ‘’Please Sir,’’ she pleaded, I’m trying to go home, I can’t be late, I’ll be in so much trouble.

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Alex 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 425

I will walk you like a bitch on a leash. Never letting you out of my sight, it’s your time to live as my damn property. Those pathetic little knees crushing into the ground, living the life of my pet slave. If I didn’t know any better I could release my golden nectar into a little metal dish bowl and you would lap it up like a perverted fuck. And I do know that, I know more about you than you think. You bother to discover my fantasies, you are willing to let me have you as my own to play around with like a little personal whore.

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Janet 1-844-332-2639 ext 456

Wake up wake up! Seems like you might have had a little too much last night at my bar. No no no don’t get up just keep lying still. Lucky for you I have a room in the back and you were nice enough for me to keep. Yes, I said keep you heard me right. I did warn you about those shots you were taking back to back. You said you couldn’t feel them remember? I told you that you might not feel them now but when they hit they will HIT. You don’t remember anything from last night? Oh I learned a lot about you. Lots about the things you like to do.

The things you like to do behind closed doors. Your deepest darkest fantasies. How you want to be fucked and stretched and pegged by a dominant woman who knows what she’s doing. But you just don’t know how to go about finding someone like that. How you think about it all the time. That you would jump at the opportunity but worry you would lose your nerve. Lucky for you I have fixed all your problems. Just take a lot around.

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Torri 1-844-332-2639 ext 204

This naughty teen backwoods dream ain’t here to mess around! I’ve been up since 4 am with a Cocks Crow and a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo. I’ve done more today than most do in a week and I’m still not done. What’s next on my farm girl list is to take that cock of yours and work it out for you. Seems like you need someone like me who is good with her hands and quick with her tongue. Well, that’s who you get when you call on Tiny Teen Torri.

 

I am here to make your cock crow and your hips buck like the wildest 8-second ride any rodeo has ever seen! There ain’t no stopping in me. I am the energizer hopper and I got plans to send you packing breathless and a few ounces lighter with a dopey smile on your face! Your gonna forget your name when I’m through with you. The only name your gonna be able to remember is mine! Don’t let my age fool you. My mother taught me all she knows. Being not only the town slut but the biggest whore this side of the Mason Dixon she sure had plenty to teach me.

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Worshiping

Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

I desire to worship your cock.  Worshiping your cock provides my day with entertainment and meaning.  Long, thick, juicy cock.  It’s what I live for.  I crave it.  It’s what I breathe for.  My dreams are filled with huge cocks of every color and shape.  I love white cock, brown cock, and black cock.  You know I even enjoy a great big purple alien cock.  Real cock or fantasy cock, there are very few cocks that I would turn away.  Expect those itty bitty teeny weeny little cocks that only deserve some teasing and mockery.  Tiny cocks receive attention but aren’t worthy of being worshiped.

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Mercedes 844-33-CANDY Ext. 423

I started my new job in the office about a week ago, and things having been going alright. Everyone I am working with has been kind and helpful, especially my boss. Out of everyone I am working with, I notice my boss has been checking me out a lot, especially when I am wearing my sheer suntan pantyhose to work… His eyes are always looking down at my legs when I walk past him or go into his office to overlook files.

When I went back into work today, he had called me into his office to have a chat. I’m a little nervous but I’m hoping it’s nothing bad since I am confident I have been doing well at my job so far… Maybe it’s the way I’m dressed?

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Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

Mommy Anna had prepared a special dinner for her naughty boy. She fixed all the trimmings, she even set the table, which she never ever does, as she always got her naughty boy to do it for her. She put so much time and effort into everything, by the time it was ready, she was exhausted.

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Adult Babies

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

As I mentioned in my lingerie blog over on phonesexcandy I spent my summer babysitting adult babies. A lot of them lol! Now I started out the summer with normal babies but that all changed after Jake. Let me tell you about him…

I put an ad out that I was available, so I had been getting a ton of babysitting requests, but Jakes was definitely a first. The email from him was straightforward: he was an adult who enjoyed acting like a baby and needed a sitter for an evening. He also was willing to pay A LOT! Curious and in need of the money, I decided to give it a try.

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