Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Good morning honey! Time to get up and get ready for school. What? What do you mean you can’t get out of bed? Are you sick? Is someone bullying you? No? Well you can’t stay in bed, c’mon – it’s time to get up! Do I have to pull the covers off of you myself? ……ok, you asked for it, mister! C’mon, up and at’em let’s goooooo… whoa. Oh, oh my. Ok, I.. ok, I’m sorry! I didn’t know! I mean, I’ve seen some morning wood before but that takes the cake! Are you.. are you going to be ok? I mean I can help if you need it. It’s ok, this mommy doesn’t mind helping with my son’s morning wood.