Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Ever get lost like scrolling through videos on the internet? That’s what happened to me while I’ve been sick. Nothing better to do than sit and watch that “tube” site all day. Somehow I got sucked into watching camping videos. Just people camping in the wilderness. Set up a tent, cook, eat – good stuff. But then I found out about the hot tent and all I can think of is the hot times we could have in the hot tent. Allow me to explain.
I know what you’re going to ask. What is a hot tent? So, it’s a tent that has a hole on the roof and you set up a tiny wood-burning stove in the tent. And there’s a chimney that comes out of the top of the stove and comes out of the roof of the tent. As crazy as it sounds, with the cold weather that just won’t fucking break around here, the concept of camping in a warm tent sounded kind of sexy. Have I piqued your interest yet? Well if not I’ll just have to try harder.
We can have our own hot time in the hot tent.
Let me paint a picture for you. The two of us, alone in the wilderness. We have a gentle stream of snow falling outside, we can barely hear the flakes cresting on the roof of our tent. Wood crackling in our stove as a hot fire burns to keep us warm. Meanwhile, we are snuggled in a sleeping bag. (Extra thick and cushioned, because you know to buy the most deluxe sleeping bag we can get) It’s warm, but outside it is chilled – so we can have our own hot time in the hot tent. Pressed close to each other. The only thing that would make this better would be a natural hot spring we could soak our bodies in, but so long as I have you, it’s all I need. Thankfully Spring is just around the corner.
Serinda
844-33-CANDY
(844-332-2639)
ext 394