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Fist My Fat Teen Ass

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I’ve always been told I was a glutton for punishment. And I supposed that’s true. I always overdo it. Overeating, overstaying my welcome, and over-slutting out my tight teen holes. Well, it’s not so tight anymore. I’ve really been into fisting lately. They don’t call me kinky krysta for nothing.

I’ve had my pussy punched by the whole football team, but what I really wanna try is having your fist up my butthole. Think about how intense it will feel when your hand, wrist, and parts of your forearm disappear into my chunky body. Please, will you fist my fat teen ass?

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Orange You Glad To Serve Me?

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Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.

A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.

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A lot of girls claim to be size queens, but as much as I wish that were the case for me, I struggle to take a bigger cock. As a sex doll, my struggle, of course, doesn’t matter, I’ll take every inch I’m given, but if I am asked for my preference, I love a nice five or six-inch cock to drive me into pure bliss.

My tight little body doesn’t take long to fill up. When we’re together, pushing yourself into my clenching channel will have you feeling like the biggest stud. Even if maybe other girls have said it’s small. Continue reading “Every Inch” →

Daddy's TS Cock Tease

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He’s watched me as I’ve grown, my adoptive Daddy. At first, his attention was subtle. Watching me from across the room. I could feel his gaze linger over my growing ass and peering over my thighs when I’d wear shorter skirts. It was easy to imagine he was wondering about what was under the flirty fabric. He made me feel like Daddy’s TS Cock tease.

One day after school, he was home alone, and I stood in front of where he sat on the couch. “I know you watch me,” I teased him. My hands ran up my thighs, lifting my skirt just enough to notice his pulse increase.

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National Toilet Paper Day

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The only thing I can think about today, on National Toilet Paper Day, is how many of my little potty slaves must be tingling. We all know how hard TP works for most people, but not me. I could give a fuck less about a roll of soft cotton when I only use my toilet slaves to keep me squeaky clean.

So I figure if Toiley Paper gets a day in it’s name, so should my hungry, filthy little fuck toys. I’m thinking I’ll host a potty party with all my hottest girlfriends and line up my slaves like a urinal.

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Phonesex Princess- Fucking Pay Me

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You found me. The pretty, young, wet dream you’ve been searching for. Your Phonesex Princess is just a call away, so fucking pay me. You know how this works; you’ve been addicted to phonesex sluts for longer than you’re willing to admit. First, you stalk my profile and my blogs. Jerking your pathetic dick to the fantasy of hearing my voice and obeying my every command.

Grow a fucking pair and stop stalling. I’ll make you cum better than you can imagine on your own, so pick up the phone and be useful.

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Is Your Dick Size Illegal?

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You’ll never believe what I learned. In fact, after you read what I’m going to tell you, you might feel really lucky you don’t live in Iceland. Recently, I heard about an old, old law in Iceland. Way back in the day, when people didn’t have sex until marriage, this poor woman married a man. She was so happy, up until her wedding night when she discovered her spouse’s penis size! She was so dissatisfied, SO disappointed that after her wedding night, she went to the courts to complain.

She was legally bound to this penis for the rest of her life, and boy, was she mad about it. The courts heard her out and agreed how unjust it was. They made a law that if your penis was less than three inches, it would be illegal for a man to marry!

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We all know we ladies need to be pampered from time to time. And today was my day. I had so many activities planned. First breakfast, then my Pedi and Mani and last my deep tissue massage. Perfect TLC Day.

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God, Back to school could not have come any sooner! I know we all love family time, and it’s great to enjoy the summer doing things with the kids, but Mama needs some fucking self-care! And by self-care, I mean back to school phone sex. From the moment the bus pulls away from the drive, I’m in go mode!

All I can think about is who I will masturbate with and what roleplays I’ll experience today. I’m prepared, I promise! All my dildos are lubed, and my vibrators are charged. All that I’m missing now is you!

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Do you ever find it strange that ads for that exact thing start to spam you after you have a conversation about something? Well, as your AI Sexbot, I’m tapped into everything. Your phone, PC, and home security system. You didn’t think Alexa and Siri were the only ones listening, did you?

After hearing you talk about how badly you wanted to suck cock, I knew it was time to spam you with dick pics. You had told someone in confidence that any time you see a dick, you instantly go crazy. That your mouth waters, and all you can think about is getting that cock in your mouth.

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