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Warned

I’m the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. The one your Mama warned you about. I am every Mother’s worst fear for her precious little boy. When she thinks about him growing up and finding a wife, she prays it isn’t me.

She gets on her knees and begs that he’ll find a good wholesome woman. Not a chain-smoking, cuss word spewing, the promiscuous bitch from the trailer park. However, you don’t want a wholesome woman, do you? Aching for me is just something you can’t help! Wanting the one your Mama warned you about but are you man enough to keep me?

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.

I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.

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Fall

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Winter is at our doorstep and we won’t have much more time to play in the piled-up leaves that fall leaves behind! Don’t you just love the sound of crunching foliage under our feet when we stroll together? Our evening walks together, make me feel so close to you.

The crisp air whipping at our faces as me snuggling into you to steal your warmth. The way you hold me against you, makes me want to be naughty right here on the lawn of this park.

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I think you have been a very dirty and naughty boy! You know what you did. Lol I want you to know that I know what you did to. Wouldn’t want what I know to get out would you? You know that I have your wife’s information, right? Knowing all its going to take is a single phone call from me and everything in that perfect little white picket fence life that you like to try to portray to the rest of the world will be gone.

Everything that you’ve worked for will be nothing but trash and your name will be nothing but mud in the mouths of those who speak it. Don’t lie to me. Knowing I have this information on you turns you on. The fact that someone else out in the world knows what kind of sick perverted freak you are gives you a raging hard on that you can do nothing with unless you stroke yourself to completion. Continue reading “You know what you did phone sex” →

Alien Princess 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

The Princess had finally become of age! The King had fallen ill and the mood around the planet was grim. The sickness that was overtaking him caused him much anxiety and his emotion had spread to the rest of his people. For if he passed before his precious daughter found a husband, who would take care of her. She was a spoiled little thing who needed much care and attention.

He’d sought counsel with the planets most eligible men and none of them convinced him they were suitable to be the Princess’s King. Some were far too weak to handle her strong will. Other’s to dull to stimulate her brilliant mind. He didn’t want her to settle for someone just to ease his fears but each day that passed he became more and more worried.  Where would he find a man smart enough, strong enough and handsome enough to please his beautiful daughter?

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

The luck of the Irish is best felt today, on Saint Patrick’s Day. I have no idea what the day is really for except for wearing green so you don’t get pinched and kissing on Irish guys. However, I wanna know if it makes you feel lucky?

There’s something you’ve been longing for isn’t there? Something you havent been able to speak aloud. I can hear the hesitation in your voice, my love. You need to speak up. Today is your lucky day after all.

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