MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
Sexi Lexi 1844-332-2639 x 261
In school, when we couldn’t get people to attend a play we worked hard on, the cast decided to start telling everyone I was going to strip in it. Yes, we filled the theater auditorium that time, and I of course had to take my clothes off to keep up with the promise. After that day, I realized public stripping and sex was my thing. I am a little scandalous, if you hear me perform you would know what I mean. My orgasm brought a girl to tears once. It was at her cousin’s house. The sex was so hot we woke up the whole house. The next morning, they even removed our bed. People wanna fuck me at the laundromat, on the street, in the park, the car, the airplane bathroom, in the train sits, museums, the hospital anywhere really. I’m not mad about that. I mean sometimes when I am waiting for my train, people take off their dicks and start masturbating.
Nothing gets me wetter than when a man loves dressing up in stockings and pantyhose – pantyhose and pussy juice date night. There is nothing sexier than a man in my closet, trying on my panties and corsets and lingerie, looking for just the right outfit to wear for me.
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Once he’s dressed from head to toe, feeling gorgeous, we stand side-by-side and admire ourselves in the mirror, pinching each others nipples and squeezing each other’s asses. Dressing up together is the BEST foreplay in the world…
Sylvia * 844 332 2639 * 428
Tee time at the country club. You may know I have recently started playing golf again. It’s not that I am that good but really love playing. Three of my girlfriends and I play. As we were getting ready to go out an extremely young handsome young man offered to caddy for us. All was good and after a few holes, my friends were ahead of me. The young man decided to wait with me. It was pretty awful being so bad at the sport. I chipped into the bushes a few times and he was so understanding. He offered an opinion as to why I may not able to play so well. He thinks it’s because of my huge boobs and excused himself as soon as he said it. Telling him it is a good guess and laughing; we moved on. The very next hole I hit the ball in the brush again. Continue reading “Tee Time”
Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
It comes as no surprise that I fucking love Valentine’s day! All the sweet treats and chocolates I’m gifted really satisfy my sweet tooth. What kind of candy is my favorite for Valentine’s, you ask? Mmm, it’s the cute little heart-shaped candy box! The one with dozens of little mystery chocolates stuffed with who knows what. Sometimes they come with a key that tells you what is in which candy, but I don’t read them anyway.
I love the thrill of sinking my teeth into a hunk of candy and not knowing what flavor will gush over my tongue. Will it be a tart cherry goo or a thick caramel? Maybe some stiff nougat or rich fudge? It’s so exciting! Much too exciting to share. No, you won’t be biting into any of my mystery chocolates this year. All you get to eat is MY candy box!
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Face down ass up that is how I like to fuck. Since you took the time you were trying to waste reading this you must be looking for a good time. That is what I offer. This wet pussy is just sitting here waiting for a call. I like to think of my self as your fantasy. With my nice tight ass, wet delicious pussy and perfect boobs only something you would see in your dreams. You know you want to test things, see just how hard your cock will get before it explodes. MMM I love that moment when your whole body is shaking trying to hold off from busting a nut but not to sure how much longer you will last.
What I want for Valentines day xoX TorrenceXox (844-332-2639) ext 415
You know what I want for valentines day? Aside from a box of gourmet chocolates, I need a good old fashion fucking.We don’t need the toys and props, just our bodies. I’m talking hair pulling, throat gripping, gut stuffing fucking. I want tears of happiness to roll out of the corners of my eyes, and down my cheeks. Ever got fucked so good, you spoke in tongues? Well I want to be fluent in the language once we’re done. Grab me by the neck, and kiss me deeply While I peel off my clothes ready to receive the best fucking of a lifetime.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
British Cougar On The Prowl – This is the kind of fuck where you would be willing to pay and the beg for the privilege of being in my presence. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.
You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Meet Your New Asian Girlfriend- If you are looking for the best “girlfriend experience” choose an Asian Mistress. If you’ve never experienced Asian you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.
Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.