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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

Fall Fuckaround is a fun little game  fuck is where you pay and the beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.

You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.

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naughty-boyRowan Ext 360  1-844-33 CANDY

Unholy: a naughty-boy Story I know all about your secret gay life. Your wife really needs to know that you have been at the bodyshop doing nasty things with other men. Leaving your brats at home so you can go suck some cock. Your poor wife needs some fucking attention and someone to fuck her brains out. Mommy doesn’t know what you’re doing, But she is getting hers on the side. People are whispering that you can’t even keep your dick clean. Have you been fucking twinks and then going home to fuck her thinking about them? Your pure disgrace, you should be honest and tell her. Continue reading “Unholy: a naughty-boy Story” →

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

My ex is OBSESSED with me. He calls, texts and emails me every single day since we broke up. Jake tells me he misses me and wishes I would give us another chance, but I’ve already moved on. I stopped responding to his attempts assuming he would just get the hint and fuck off, but he hasn’t.

So I told my new Beau we were going to stop by Jake’s to help him understand I was finished with him. Before going over, I put on Jake’s favorite outfit of mine. A green pencil skirt and button-up tank top. When we knocked on his door, he was shocked to see me. He let us in, and I started to yell at him.

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Zia 1-844-33CANDY ext 402

Family fun phonesex is so hot, I know. I mean, roleplaying that I am your sexy little sister and riding my brother’s cock is hot as fuck. Recently, though, I happened to have accidental family fun phonesex with a relative. Can you even imagine how filthy and kinky that was? Let’s just say that I got so turned on by phone fucking a family member that I came harder than I ever have. Let me tell you all about what exactly happened.
It was here at TLC Phonesex and I was having a great and hot night of calls. Fetishes, kinks and blowjobs, oh my! Then, the next call would be a little different from my usual ones.

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adult babiesM.I.L.F. SUMMER EXT 381

My adult babies need momma. My ABDL pookie snookie gets all his nourishment from mommy Summers milky nipples, Although he does have a thing for my Cream filled pussy too! Oh, Its so easy to keep my diapered boy in check too. Clean nappy with some nurturing dirty momma and maybe some warm milk mixed with cum from my boyfriend keeps this role playing tot satisfied.  I adore this sweet little diaper man. I get so turned on when he is draining my tits and pussy dry! Mommy has a secret, I enjoy changing his butt when he gets a stinky and he has filled up that nappy with wee. Just looking at that little peen covered in slimy chocolate pudding is a sight. Continue reading “adult babies need momma” →

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Sexy Early Bird Phone Fun. I love early-morning sexual romps.  The early bird gets the worm they say; and Wednesday mornings, I am in the room super early. So let the queen or the babysitter sleep in and you and I have some fun downstairs.  She doesn’t want to be bothered with you anyway at that time in the morning.  It’s rare to find a woman who enjoys a good fucking scenario early in the morning. Most mommies are too sleepy to be awakened for diaper changes either therefore you go lacking attention. More likely to get pricked with a diaper pin.  It’s always fuck time somewhere.  You may be just getting up for work and it would be interesting to meet you in the shower as a result of starting your day off right.  Continue reading “Sexy Early Bird Phone Fun” →

naughty neighbor

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Naughty Neighbor Laylene always is thinking of something you can do for her.

Trick or Treat – do you have something good for me to eat? Like do you know what is missing this Halloween night? My lips around the head of your cock and my hands gently stroking you while I deep throat you. That always seems to get me what I want. Let me tell you about my afternoon. I always miss the delivery guys so when my hot neighbor came by to drop off a package, I decided that I wanted his package too. I smiled and told him just that, well in so many words.

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cross dressingRowan Ext 360  1-844-33CANDY

All Hallows Eve cross-dressing practice with Rowan. This time of year it is so easy for you to come out of the womens clothes wearing closet. My best friend uses every Halloween as a chance to dress female. We go all out and get him the snazzy and sexy outfits that make him feel whole for a night. Like a whole ass whore, but I will get to that. We load up my jeep with all of our goodies we have shopped many months for.

His daddy and momma would have a heart attack if they knew he loves being a cross dresser. He’s so pretty too. His smooth young face is already feminie and that ass is bodacious. We travel about 40 miles to the nearest gay bar and get a room. It is magical to see my best friend let his true self out. Long wigs, corsets, hosiery and heels are our building blocks. I start from the bottom up with a good shower scrub and oils that smell divine. Nair and my five-blade razor help to create the perfect sissy canvas. Continue reading “All Hallows Eve cross-dressing practice” →

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I decided to hold my very own Halloween Dick Pic Competition.  All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time. So, drop me an email to willow@phonesexcandy.com and let’s see what you are working with.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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Zia 1-844-33CANDY ext 402

I have a naughty confession to make. My house has been haunted since I move here a bit ago and last night I had kinky sex with the ghost. It is a male ghost and I have contacted him with a spirit board many times. He is the spirit of a 55-year-old man and I got really horny last night but I was alone. So, I actually begged the sexy ghost to fuck me. Last night, right before Halloween, I let a ghost fuck me and it was the hottest sex I have ever had.

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