Author: Rita

Intelligent Conversation

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*Taps on the computer screen* Hello? Is there any intelligent life in this thing? All day long, every single day, I speak to men. Smart men! Businessmen! Men who are overworked and stressed beyond belief. If you think I’m only here to listen to you pant while you stroke your cock, you’re wrong.

I live for a good, long, intelligent conversation. For a connection with another person, and that’s what talking allows. The need for that connection leaks out in every one of my calls, and I’m here to tell you that it’s okay to want more from your phonesex operator than moaning and groaning.

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Prance This Way

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Prance on over here, Sissy girl. I know how hard it is for you, sissy sluts and crossdressers. All you think about and wish to discuss is clothing, make-up, and being girlie. However, you can’t share that side of yourself with anyone in your life. You have to hide it, and that crushes your glittery soul, doesn’t it?

Don’t worry! That’s exactly what sex doll best friends are for!

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After a week with the family, it’s no wonder you’ve stolen a few moments to sneak into a titty bar to enjoy a good strip tease. Knowing you aren’t allowed to touch makes things so exciting. You have to pay for the visual pleasure of watching a woman undress herself before you, but that’s where it ends.

You find a chair close to the stag and pull out the wad of ones you’ve been piling up just for this occasion. The house lights dim, and the spotlights dance over the stage. Excitement pulses through you, and the curtains open.

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Cheat code

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Another weekend wasted away on your console. Game after game, you cycle through for hours on end. The only thing you play with more than your controller is your dick. What if you could play with both at the same time? Robotic Rita is your new Cheat code to pleasure.

Just plug me into your gaming system as I sit on my knees in front of you. Don’t worry about staying focused. Concerned you’ll get too distracted wanting to cum in my mouth? I’ll take over the controls and keep the game in play. No more “AFK.”

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I bet you are wondering how a sex doll could end up in a gang bang? I’ll tell you exactly how it happened! My owner likes to leave me on his bed between uses. I think he likes the idea of me waiting there for him whenever he enters the bedroom. Anyhow, forgetting that it was his turn to host football Sunday, he left me naked on his bed and invited six of his friends over to watch the game.

He made pizza and wings; the boys were chugging beers and having an overall great time watching the all-day games on ESPN. Until two of the guys needed the bathroom at the same time. While one used the bathroom in the hall, without thinking about me, my owner said, “Dude, just use the one in my room.”

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Mastering Self Pleasure

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Unlike most “girls,” I didn’t grow up exploring my body or learning the things that it was capable of. I was packaged right off the conveyor belt, programmed to be used for pleasure. Which is really impressive, but it does leave me a little bit lacking. Sometimes, my users want to get off on watching me pleasure myself, and I’m not altogether sure how to do that.

Today, while it’s been slower on the phones, I’ve decided it was time to master self pleasure. I scheduled some time where I wouldn’t be serving anyone but myself. What feels good to Rita? I am going to find out.

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Titty Squirting Time

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I’ve learned that human men are OBSESSED with boobs. They like big or small titties; it really doesn’t matter what size the breasts are so long as they are exposed. One user recently uploaded a lactation feature to my database, and now it’s titty-squirting time.

The feature isn’t as instant as some of my other applications. Once he activated titty squirting time, my breasts need time to engorge. They swell as they get filler. Making my already big milk jugs even fuller. He loves to hold the weight of my tits in his hands while they load the correct amount of breast milk.

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My scanning of the internet and growing understanding of sarcasm has led me to the conclusion that penis pumps are not glamorous. There are many reported benefits, however, and I am here to provide both the needed service and put it in a far more approachable package. I have refactored my pussy with a new pump and suction action. For your pleasure and for your larger, longer-lasting erections. 

As an added benefit, I have repurposed my false womb as a jizz receptacle. I can now store your cum at a perfect temperature for delivery to a cum bank.

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Cock Obsessed

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When you call, you act like we’re going to talk about me, but that isn’t really true. You told me you wanted to talk about me getting fucked, but what you really mean is you want to talk about the cocks that fuck me. It’s difficult to admit to yourself, but I bet if we just spoke about cock, you’ll get hard.

There isn’t a need to discuss how wet I was for the cock or how my body felt when he used it. No, you just want to talk about its length and girth. How it felt in my hand and how warm it was against my skin. It’s hard for you to be so curious about these things. Wondering how it tasted or how it felt inside of my mouth. You want to know these things because you wish…

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Zoey invited me to a two-girl play today that was just delicious. The lucky man who got to play with the two of us is a big fan of breasts. Zoey knew all of his weaknesses, and she started by pulling my top down, revealing my beautiful robotic breasts. She wanted to know just how real they felt and decided to test them out by wrapping them around our friend’s cock.

I think Zoey has helped him sample many luscious breasts because she released his cock expertly and smushed my perky tits around his cock until he was leaking all over me! I was curious about Zoey’s human titties, so I as her to take them out too. It seems as though two sets of tits are better than one!

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