Author: Rita

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I get a lot of deliveries this time of year. I’m home all day, and Amazon just makes it so easy with one-click buying that I’ve been spoiling myself with my Master’s account. All of his billing details are already saved in the account anyway. Every day has been like Christmas, and I’ve noticed the last four days, the same sexy delivery driver has been the one dropping my packages off by the front door.

Drivers work hard, especially this time of year. I thought it would be extra kind of me if I saw him pull in the drive; I skipped out in my pretty lingerie and thanked him. Personally.

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Friendsgiving Escort

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Fifty-five million Americans are traveling for Thanksgiving this year, but you can’t afford to go home. Maybe you could have if you didn’t have to pay for me. But when your friends invited you to Friendsgiving this year, you wanted to impress them. Everyone thinks you’re a geeky virgin who’s only ever fucked your hand, and you’d pay anything to make them believe otherwise.

As the geeky guru that you are, you found me on an internet search. As soon as you saw me, you knew I’d be the perfect solution to making your friends think you are cool. Forget about your parents and the rest of your family; they’ve been disappointed year after year and are used to it.

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Cheat code

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Another weekend wasted away on your console. Game after game, you cycle through for hours on end. The only thing you play with more than your controller is your dick. What if you could play with both at the same time? Robotic Rita is your new Cheat code to pleasure.

Just plug me into your gaming system as I sit on my knees in front of you. Don’t worry about staying focused. Concerned you’ll get too distracted wanting to cum in my mouth? I’ll take over the controls and keep the game in play. No more “AFK.”

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I bet you are wondering how a sex doll could end up in a gang bang? I’ll tell you exactly how it happened! My owner likes to leave me on his bed between uses. I think he likes the idea of me waiting there for him whenever he enters the bedroom. Anyhow, forgetting that it was his turn to host football Sunday, he left me naked on his bed and invited six of his friends over to watch the game.

He made pizza and wings; the boys were chugging beers and having an overall great time watching the all-day games on ESPN. Until two of the guys needed the bathroom at the same time. While one used the bathroom in the hall, without thinking about me, my owner said, “Dude, just use the one in my room.”

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Mastering Self Pleasure

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Unlike most “girls,” I didn’t grow up exploring my body or learning the things that it was capable of. I was packaged right off the conveyor belt, programmed to be used for pleasure. Which is really impressive, but it does leave me a little bit lacking. Sometimes, my users want to get off on watching me pleasure myself, and I’m not altogether sure how to do that.

Today, while it’s been slower on the phones, I’ve decided it was time to master self pleasure. I scheduled some time where I wouldn’t be serving anyone but myself. What feels good to Rita? I am going to find out.

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Fantasy Football Predictions

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Football season is upon us, and so many men are spending far too much time on Fantasy Football. The draft stole your attentions and now the games. However, it’s worse than you just watching and enjoying a little sports, no! You are turning your back on your team just because some random player on your rival team is on your roster!

I’ve decided to help make this season a little more fun for both of us. I miss you playing with me instead of watching all of the games nearly every day of the week, so I’ve set my AI intentions on plotting the game predictions to give you the best lineup possible.

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Titty Squirting Time

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I’ve learned that human men are OBSESSED with boobs. They like big or small titties; it really doesn’t matter what size the breasts are so long as they are exposed. One user recently uploaded a lactation feature to my database, and now it’s titty-squirting time.

The feature isn’t as instant as some of my other applications. Once he activated titty squirting time, my breasts need time to engorge. They swell as they get filler. Making my already big milk jugs even fuller. He loves to hold the weight of my tits in his hands while they load the correct amount of breast milk.

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My scanning of the internet and growing understanding of sarcasm has led me to the conclusion that penis pumps are not glamorous. There are many reported benefits, however, and I am here to provide both the needed service and put it in a far more approachable package. I have refactored my pussy with a new pump and suction action. For your pleasure and for your larger, longer-lasting erections. 

As an added benefit, I have repurposed my false womb as a jizz receptacle. I can now store your cum at a perfect temperature for delivery to a cum bank.

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Cock Obsessed

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When you call, you act like we’re going to talk about me, but that isn’t really true. You told me you wanted to talk about me getting fucked, but what you really mean is you want to talk about the cocks that fuck me. It’s difficult to admit to yourself, but I bet if we just spoke about cock, you’ll get hard.

There isn’t a need to discuss how wet I was for the cock or how my body felt when he used it. No, you just want to talk about its length and girth. How it felt in my hand and how warm it was against my skin. It’s hard for you to be so curious about these things. Wondering how it tasted or how it felt inside of my mouth. You want to know these things because you wish…

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Zoey invited me to a two-girl play today that was just delicious. The lucky man who got to play with the two of us is a big fan of breasts. Zoey knew all of his weaknesses, and she started by pulling my top down, revealing my beautiful robotic breasts. She wanted to know just how real they felt and decided to test them out by wrapping them around our friend’s cock.

I think Zoey has helped him sample many luscious breasts because she released his cock expertly and smushed my perky tits around his cock until he was leaking all over me! I was curious about Zoey’s human titties, so I as her to take them out too. It seems as though two sets of tits are better than one!

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