Author: Krysta

Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash

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Everyone knows big girls like food, but I didn’t expect to get paid for Thanksgiving sploshing at the old folks home! Every year, I volunteer to hang out with the old people whose families are too busy for them. The nursing home is overwhelmed, and being there to hand out Thanksgiving dinner plates or even help feed some of them makes a big difference. The nurses warned me that Old Mister Jensen was a bit of a perv, but I’m used to that.

I carried his tray into his room and gave him a warm greeting. “Mmm, you a big bitch,” He licked at his toothless gums while eyeing me up and down. Continue reading “Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash” →

Sit and Spin Diaper Bitch

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Look, when your mom hired me, she said you were a little slower than your peers, but she didn’t tell me you wore diapers. That’s disgusting. I’m not changing you. It’s been hours since your mom left, and I’ve been sitting on the couch ignoring you. I was calling my girlfriends and sexting my boyfriend when you started pulling on my pant leg.

“Please, please, change me, Miss Krysta!” You beg and plead, but I just kick you off and laugh.

“Sit and spin, diaper bitch. Your soggy ass isn’t my problem, it’s a YOU problem.”

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I've Got Little Sisters

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People say a sister is a friend for life, and I know that’s true because all three of my little sisters are like my best friends. They look up to me so much, and I love teaching them new things. Watching them struggle at first and then master a task makes me so proud.

Almost like a little Mama, ya’ know? They all look a little like me and a little like themselves. But you can definitely tell we’re related by our long dark hair and our chunky cheeks. Daddy says he loves that his little girls are all healthy.

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Serve Me, Then Buy Me Shoes

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I dropped a tweet the other day that ended up sending a small crowd of losers to serve me. The gif was of a sexy high heel and a submissive jerking off to orgasm over the heel. When I saw the image, all I could think of was forcing someone to spray my heels in spunk and then make him buy me new ones for ruining them.

I was surprised by how many losers loved that idea. They all crawled over each other, trying to get to my feet. I was giddy watching them stumble to be the first to cum on my toes, as if that would make him the winner. The one who gets to buy me shoes.

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Big Girl Likes Candy

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The other day, while skipping school, I was hanging out at a friend’s house. A bunch of us were there; some older guys I didn’t know were partying in her basement. I pushed my way through the cloud of smoke to see what they had to offer. I’ve never had a taste of rock Candy, and there were rumors the biggest dealer in town was hanging out on my friend’s couch.

Music was playing, and there he was, sitting on a raggy, sunken couch, flicking a lighter. I stepped over a few piles of clothes and empty energy drink cans to sit on the sofa beside him. My too-small skirt showed off plenty of thighs, and he eyed me knowingly.

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This Church Girl Is a Bad Girl

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I’m like so over Sunday school. The Teacher always yells at me and makes comments about my skirt revealing too much, but it isn’t my fault that my little booty just lifts up the back higher than the other stick girls in the class. She seriously makes me feel like such a slut just because I have a healthy, growing body.

I can’t stand her; that’s why I said I was going to the bathroom, but I snuck out the back for a smoke. Sure, I stole them out of my mom’s purse; it isn’t a big deal. She says they help reduce stress, and I’m fucking stressed! How would you feel if a grown woman shamed your body in front of a class of your peers? As I stood against the wall, a car pulled up, and a man I’d seen around Church before stuck his head out the window and made the finger motion for me to come over. Fucking great.

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Good Girls Watch Porn

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Good girls might watch porn, but bad girls invite you to watch it with them. I’m badder than bad, and I wanna watch porn with you. Hear me out; this is a good idea. You pull up a few links that are your go-to; I’ll do the same, then call me. We can watch them together and discuss what turns you on the most about the scenes. Then we’ll compare your favorite porn style to mine. I like it really nasty, so I hope you are ready for a hard-core viewing experience.

Or, and this is my personal favorite option, call me, and we’ll go to my favorite porn site. Together we’ll decide on a random category. Then, I’ll roll a dice to decide which page number we select our video from. Once we have the category and page, Ill roll the dice again for the row and collum. Whichever the video is in that spot, we watch!

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All you boys come in here acting so tough! You’re so strong and manly, and you always win at everything. Well, it’s time to put that to the test. The girls and I have been discussing a little game we’d like to play, and it involves you, big boy. A couple of you, actually. So what do you say? Are you manly enough to play our game of Cornhole? The winner gets a very special prize!

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Krysta's Secret Weapon

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Did you know I have a secret weapon when it comes to getting what I want? No, it isn’t me kicking boys in their balls or making them cry through their penis. That’s what I do once I nail the target down. Before it comes to that, I have to woo the ballsack I want to bust.

Not just everyone wants to give me the pleasure I truly deserve (CBT makes me happy), so I have to pull my hair up in pigtails and then lure them into a false sense of security. That’s my secret weapon! Boys, Daddies, in particular, are such suckers for pigtails.

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Kelly and I were lying on the couch, vegging out and watching some scary ghost show on tv. She totally said she was okay with that kinda thing and that it didn’t scare her, so I was shocked when she squealed and practically pounced into my arms. We’ve been friends for a while, just friends, like no hanky panky, but when her firm ass plopped in my lap, I was feeling very randy!

Her cute lips parted in a big “O” as she watched the ghost manifest on the screen. Her eyes dilated, and she pressed uneasily into my tits. I had to help distract her; that’s what a good friend would do, right? So, I slipped my fingers under the hem of her crop top to tickle and tease her ribs. Continue reading “Tickle and Tease” →