Mariah 844-332-2639 ext. 452

How did making a banana split turn into a frisky food fight? Not exactly sure but I’m so glad it did. Playing with food is sexy to me and this time it was super dirty and so much fun!
It was a hot summer day and I was in my backyard sunbathing in the nude. No tan lines here honey!  The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and there was a wonderful breeze. It was one of those perfect summer days we all long for after a long cold winter and a boring wet spring.

I looked down at my young, hot, tender body and realize I am starting to burn. I run inside and jump in the shower and decide to take a nap. As I pass the kitchen I notice my roommate is in there so I decide to make a detour to see if she was making lunch.
On the counter she has a tub of ice cream, a can of whipped cream, bing cherries, chocolate syrup, sprinkles and bananas. A banana split on a hot summer day! Only problem is that there is only one bowl out. Continue reading “Frisky Food Fight”

Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash

Kinky Krysta 844-332-2369 Ext.410

Everyone knows big girls like food, but I didn’t expect to get paid for Thanksgiving sploshing at the old folks home! Every year, I volunteer to hang out with the old people whose families are too busy for them. The nursing home is overwhelmed, and being there to hand out Thanksgiving dinner plates or even help feed some of them makes a big difference. The nurses warned me that Old Mister Jensen was a bit of a perv, but I’m used to that.

I carried his tray into his room and gave him a warm greeting. “Mmm, you a big bitch,” He licked at his toothless gums while eyeing me up and down. Continue reading “Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash”