MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
Sexi Lexi 1844-332-2639 x 261
In school, when we couldn’t get people to attend a play we worked hard on, the cast decided to start telling everyone I was going to strip in it. Yes, we filled the theater auditorium that time, and I of course had to take my clothes off to keep up with the promise. After that day, I realized public stripping and sex was my thing. I am a little scandalous, if you hear me perform you would know what I mean. My orgasm brought a girl to tears once. It was at her cousin’s house. The sex was so hot we woke up the whole house. The next morning, they even removed our bed. People wanna fuck me at the laundromat, on the street, in the park, the car, the airplane bathroom, in the train sits, museums, the hospital anywhere really. I’m not mad about that. I mean sometimes when I am waiting for my train, people take off their dicks and start masturbating.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
British Cougar On The Prowl – This is the kind of fuck where you would be willing to pay and the beg for the privilege of being in my presence. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.
You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Meet Your New Asian Girlfriend- If you are looking for the best “girlfriend experience” choose an Asian Mistress. If you’ve never experienced Asian you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.
Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Unsolicited Dick Pics – That penis is still small. Why would you ever think that it was a good idea to text a pic of your little penis? There are plenty of big cocks to tease and please but yours is not it. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock.
I really do appreciate all cocks but yours is well, disappointing. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I’ve decided to start a new tradition. A Valentin’e Day Stroke Fest! This should be right up your loser dick alley. It’s all you can even think of. Yes, you are basically just another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. So, for Valentine’s Day since it’s already a given that you won’t have a date. You can have a date with your dick.
Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
You’ve hit that age. The one where your dick isn’t working quite like it used to. However, you aren’t ready to admit that it’s because your wife no longer turns you on. She’s noticed how you fall flaccid during sex, and she begs you with sad eyes, “Is it me?”
You say no, but you know it is. You get hard as a rock for porn (or me), so clearly, she is the problem. Yet, you want to keep your marriage a happy one, so you lie. You tell her it isn’t her, and NOW she is sending you to the doctor to get tested. She thinks there is something wrong with your testicles. To shut her up, you go. So, of course, you go. She’s been pushing you around for years. The doctor has ordered a sample to test your production. How Awkward. You should have just been truthful and said your wife no longer turns you on.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Do You Want To Build A Snow Man? Or would you just let me snowball with you? – What better way to enjoy the winter season than snowballing? Just imagine me and one of my hot friends taking turns sucking your hard, throbbing cock. Then right at that moment when you can’t hold back even a second longer you erupt with volcanic orgasm, shooting your load straight into my mouth. But instead of just swallowing your load I turn to her and give her a hot, cum-filled kiss. Sharing your cum with her as I kiss her fully on her pouty mouth.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
Fuck around and find out. You are already intrigued as fuck aren’t you? Now this is the part where you pay and the beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.
You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300
Dick Me Down Daddy – That’s right, ass up, face down, dick it down. One of my favorite things is anal. I just love to feel a hard and thick cock penetrating my tight asshole. Pounding that tight asshole and stretching it to fit your dick. There is just something so hot and nasty about it. I just can’t get enough, baby.