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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Unsolicited Dick Pics – That penis is still small. Why would you ever think that it was a good idea to text a pic of your little penis? There are plenty of big cocks to tease and please but yours is not it. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock.

I really do appreciate all cocks but yours is well, disappointing. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I’ve decided to start a new tradition. A Valentin’e Day Stroke Fest! This should be right up your loser dick alley. It’s all you can even think of. Yes, you are basically just another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. So, for Valentine’s Day since it’s already a given that you won’t have a date. You can have a date with your dick.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

You’ve hit that age. The one where your dick isn’t working quite like it used to. However, you aren’t ready to admit that it’s because your wife no longer turns you on. She’s noticed how you fall flaccid during sex, and she begs you with sad eyes, “Is it me?”

You say no, but you know it is. You get hard as a rock for porn (or me), so clearly, she is the problem. Yet, you want to keep your marriage a happy one, so you lie. You tell her it isn’t her, and NOW she is sending you to the doctor to get tested. She thinks there is something wrong with your testicles. To shut her up, you go. So, of course, you go. She’s been pushing you around for years. The doctor has ordered a sample to test your production. How Awkward. You should have just been truthful and said your wife no longer turns you on.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Do You Want To Build A Snow Man? Or would you just let me snowball with you? – What better way to enjoy the winter season than snowballing? Just imagine me and one of my hot friends taking turns sucking your hard, throbbing cock. Then right at that moment when you can’t hold back even a second longer you erupt with volcanic orgasm, shooting your load straight into my mouth. But instead of just swallowing your load I turn to her and give her a hot, cum-filled kiss. Sharing your cum with her as I kiss her fully on her pouty mouth.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

Fuck around and find out. You are already intrigued as fuck aren’t you? Now this is the part where you pay and the beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.

You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300

Dick Me Down Daddy – That’s right, ass up, face down, dick it down. One of my favorite things is anal. I just love to feel a hard and thick cock penetrating my tight asshole. Pounding that tight asshole and stretching it to fit your dick. There is just something so hot and nasty about it. I just can’t get enough, baby.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

“Kayla, please!” Stacey whined into the phone. “He’s like a super nerd and doesn’t even leave his room. He’s a good boy. Babysit for me this one time, and I’ll fill in for you next time you have to sit for the Johnsons, I swear!” Stupid Stacey had agreed to a date night with her long-time crush on the same night she’d agreed to babysit for the town prude. I’d seen her and her perfect son around the school before, and it wasn’t a job I wanted to take. But how could I refuse a girl a chance to get laid by her dream cock?

“You owe me, Stace.” She screamed so loud I thought my ear drum would burst. Finally, after three hundred ‘thank yous,’ she hung up, and I grabbed my bag and headed to the most perfect house in the neighborhood. Continue reading “When A Bad Girl Babysits A Good Boy” →

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Stroke and repeat, loser. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the pain can stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.

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Crystal 1-844-332-2369 ext 434

Bisexual Bad Bitches LOVE to Fuck

Everyone loves a threesome, right? Even better when it’s with two hot TLC Girls! I’m new, so I haven’t gotten to play with any of the other girls, but I keep finding myself imagining it. There are so many hot ladies, I can’t decide, but I also cannot wait to have a hot threesome with one of them. Maybe Kayla, or Francie, or maybe even Alexus, I would love to have her dick inside me!

We’d pick a hot man with a huge dick and have him come play with us.  I would climb on top of the lucky man and plant my pussy right on his face. The other lucky lady would start working on his cock, licking and sucking, getting it so hard and ready to please us.

I would bend over on the bed, my favorite TLC girl already lying on it and

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300

I need a big boy. That’s right, a big, beautiful goddess such as myself only needs one thing – a big boy with a big dick. One of my favorite things is anal. I just love to feel a hard and thick cock penetrating my tight asshole. Pounding that tight asshole and stretching it to fit your dick. There is just something so hot and nasty about it. I just can’t get enough, baby. Dick it down boy.

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