Tag: joi

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Measuring up is something that your cock just doesn’t do. Sure, there are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, LOL

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and have multiple orgasms with. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

New Year’s Gooning – A new year but here you are gooning again. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly. That thing is completely damaged from overuse. It’s a wonder you don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome at this point.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Christmas Cuckold – You have been craving this for awhile. We are about to find out just how much. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world, but yours might be the smallest. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, especially around the holidays.

I actually appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Santa likes to stroke it and he is addicted to stroking just like you. In fact, all you want for Christmas is to stay inside and stroke. It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Thinking with your dick gets you into some serious trouble. You let the little head take over a long time ago. We both know you aren’t getting any work done. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. Call me from your office – door closed, throbbing cock in your hand and jerk off. Stroke it under your desk, earbuds in while listening to my sexy as fuck voice telling you all of the dirty things I am going to do to you. Go ahead, try and act like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it?

Call the stupid wife and tell her you will be late for dinner. My delicious pussy is the only dinner you will be having. This is so much better than that bland casserole she threw together. She actually thought that her mediocre cooking could keep you just like that mediocre pussy.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Addicted to stroking is what you are. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202 

Asian Princess for the best in GFE – If you are looking for the best “girlfriend experience” choose an Asian Mistress. If you’ve never experienced Asian you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.

Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Gooning gone wrong – What a fucking limp dick loser you are. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Spank Bank Material – I already know that you jerk off to my pics. You really are the ultimate pervert. We both know you won’t be getting any work done. In fact, you might as well just take a mental health day. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. Tell your dumb wife you are working from home then retreat to your little home office. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy voice telling you all sorts of fucked up things. Go ahead, try and act like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This little obsession you have for me is getting out of hand fast. It’s not like you care about anything else at this point. You are thinking with your dick.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Addicted to stroking is what you are. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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