MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I’ve decided to start a new tradition. A Valentin’e Day Stroke Fest! This should be right up your loser dick alley. It’s all you can even think of. Yes, you are basically just another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. So, for Valentine’s Day since it’s already a given that you won’t have a date. You can have a date with your dick.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Stroke and repeat, loser. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the pain can stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Jerkin’ Your Gherkin – Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.
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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Bigger is better and that is what I am. I may just be too much for you. Just look at me. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite level pussy is not always readily available. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright.
Boy, make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooning Like There’s No Tomorrow – You are so addicted to stroking and begging to cum. That’s just part of the fun. Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Big Black Beauty is what they call me. But I may just be too much for you. Just look at me. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite level pussy is not always readily available. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright.
Boy, make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Measuring up is something that your cock just doesn’t do. Sure, there are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, LOL
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and have multiple orgasms with. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
New Year’s Gooning – A new year but here you are gooning again. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly. That thing is completely damaged from overuse. It’s a wonder you don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome at this point.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Christmas Cuckold – You have been craving this for awhile. We are about to find out just how much. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world, but yours might be the smallest. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, especially around the holidays.
I actually appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Santa likes to stroke it and he is addicted to stroking just like you. In fact, all you want for Christmas is to stay inside and stroke. It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.