Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
Locktolder starts on Wednesday, losers. This year, I plan to hoard the keys of many male slaves. Not just puny little clits either! I want to lock up thick, big dicks too. My hope is that I’ll look like a Janitor with so many chastity keys on my key holder.
Everyone will hear me jingling down the street and think, “There goes Mama Lea and her big ol’ ring of keys.” Locktober is a time of denial, and I expect it to last all thirty-one days!
Jackie 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 330
I ain’t one to gossip, but Lord have mercy, I got myself into a right ol’ pickle last night! Name’s Jackie, y’all, and I’m a cup-a-coffee-over-a-size-10 kinda gal, blessed with curves that could rival a ripe peach basket. After knockin’ back a few too many margaritas at Sue Ellen’s, I decided it was high time to mosey on home. Called up that Uber ride-share thangy, and before I knew it, I was sittin’ in the backseat of a sleek sedan, my skirt ride-high and my panties drenched with anticipation.
Now, this driver, bless his heart, was built like a Greek god – chiseled jaw, smolderin’ eyes, and arms that could snap a two-by-four in half. I ain’t proud, but when that man’s hands brushed against my thigh, I felt my lady parts throb like a honky-tonk on a Friday night. Next thing I know, we’re pullin’ over on some deserted road, the headlights castin’ shadows on his chiseled features.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
My hands rubbed together, clapping the excess chalk from my palms. I watched my competition bounce into the ring. Zesty Zoey. She might be a small bundle of energy, but she’d been making waves in the community for the power behind her strikes. She’s been known to knock girls off their feet when her firece hand meets their ass. The MC rambles off her impressive stats as the crowd gets to their feet. They are as ready for action as I am.
She’s no taller than a minute, but she sizes me up confidently. We are both wearing our sponsored crop tops and matching thongs. My tits probably weigh as much as she does but im not dumb enough to underestimate her. I give her a nod, which she returns, and then the referee stands between us for the coin toss. Zoey calls heads, and he flips the shiny coin to the back of his hand. Tails. I slap first. Zoey grips the ropes and bends over. Her feet braced for impact, but she wiggles for the crowd. Her little butt jiggles and my palm twitches. “Whenever youre ready, Lea.” The referee announces.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
Boys are so bad. They can’t help themselves. As soon as those pricks start to get hard, all reasonable thinking goes out the window. Caleb was at that age and kept breaking into my room to steal my panties. It was obvious it was him; no one else had any reason to, and soon I was outta draws. The boy would snatch em, do God knows what in em, and toss em out as if that would hide his guilt.
Mrs. Lea knows better! I’d had enough of this thieving. I stormed into his room naked with my last pair of panties in my hand. Caleb was on his bed when I marched in, and he sure looked surprised. “Wha-what are you gone do?” He tried to sit up, but I was quick and sat right on his face.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
Now most of you dumb bitches think that hot guys don’t fuck with BBWs, but that ain’t true at all. Most of the dudes I fuck with are Gym Bros. Men who dedicate hours to the gym, who eat right in the kitchen and take really good care of themselves just love to fuck fat women. Sure, I’m mostly all tits, but ignorant assholes call me fat. It is what it is, I don’t give a fuck especially when a gym bro wears my panties.
There is this one guy, Brayton; he’s six-five, has the darkest skin I have ever seen and is ripped. His body is so sexy it almost hurts to look at him but he loves to come over and peel off whatever panties I been wearing all day. It’s hot as fuck to watch him pull my silky French cut britches up over his massive anaconda.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
Look at these mother fuckin’ Hersey kisses. Big, supple tits that won’t melt in your mouth. And your mouth is exactly where I want them. Lay me back and watch these fat fucks fall to the sides. Then lean over me and suck ’em between your lips. Pull on ’em till they peak up like those crave-able chocolate kisses.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
This damn piece of junk car done broke down again. With my man in the slammer, no one is around to help me with stuff like this. It’s blocking the driveway like a lawn decoration at this point, and I don’t got no extra money to get the bitch towed to a mechanic.
My only option was to take my ass next door and ask my neighbor if he would fix my car if I paid in pussy. He’s a dirty old man with no teeth, but he’s real good with cars and stuff. If he could just get it running so I could get to work, that’s all I needed.
Kinky Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410
Dating apps and meeting guys organically really isn’t working for me. I’m growing tired of the same old song and dance, so I thought the best way to meet the man I could fall in love with was to throw a big girl fuck party! I found his club that lets you set up gang bangs, and they have this special person posted up who watches but doesn’t play. He’s there to monitor everyone’s safety and whatnot, so it’s like totally safe and everything.
They even do all the advertising for me! I sent the club management a few sexy selfies, and they booked the party! All men, BBC preferred but all cocks welcome to Kinky Krysta’s big girl fuck party!
Kinky Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410
Okay, like farts are gross, but everyone does it. If you don’t do it, you can get sick! I’d read it was bad to hold in farts, so when I was on a date with this dude Ian, I just let it rip. We were on the couch, sharing a blanket, watching a movie. It was kind of an intense part of the movie, and I didn’t want to miss it by getting up to excuse myself and toot in the bathroom. Remembering that everyone does it, and some guys even like it, I took the risk!
I leaned away from Ian and pushed out that fart that I hoped would be silent and destructive. Instead, it was loud AF! Ian looked at me in shock as the blowback from my asswind pushed against his leg. “Krysta? Did you fart?”
Kinky Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410
I have a beautiful, voluptuous jailbait body, and I love using it to make men think and feel things they shouldn’t. Sometimes, I wander downtown to where the courthouses are. People all day long go in and out for crimes they’ve committed and have to answer for. I can always pick out the pervs.
The ones claiming to turn their lives around. The guys who swear they won’t do those bad things again, and I prance in front of them. Sometimes even flashing my jailbait titties at them.