Category: Guided Masturbation

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.

I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Well darlings, we have now reached the letter “I” in our Phone Sex Alphabet. So, what is a I Fetish?

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

We have now reached the letter “H” in our Phone Sex Alphabet. So, what is a hard limit? In the BDSM World, a hard limit is as follows:

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                                                                                                                  Continuing our Phone Sex Alphabet, we are now on the Letter “F”. This is the letter for fellatio, one of my favorite things. There is an art to sucking cock and it should be celebrate.

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MISTRESS JASMINE 1-844-332-2639 x 262

Could you be any more of of a useless loser? You sit there with that pathetic excuse for a cock in hand, helpless, vulnerable, but oh so aroused–moving only if I allow. Stroke it now, that’s it, stroke it at my command–and now STOP– and EDGE EDGE EDGE. That’s right, you feeble little worm. Stay right there on that edge. And then we go again. Stroke that absurd cock while I laugh at how you are so sad that you have to call me to tell you how to stroke it and then pay me to tell you you cannot come until I tell you you can!

And that is if I tell you because I am a capricious creature and part of my charm is that you never know what fresh agony and humiliation I have in store for you. I especially like watching you on Skype because then I can even more mercilessly mock your inadequacy because I actually *see* you though believe me, it is not a pretty sight. But it does amuse me rather.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

And continuing our Phone Sex Alphabet. The Letter “E” is for erection. Yes, that incredibly exciting yet sometimes embarrassing condition for your cock.

e rec tion

an enlarged and rigid state of the penis, typically in sexual excitement

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JASMINE 1-844-332-2639 extension 262

One of my callers just adores to get me to model the panties he buys for me. And since I love lingerie and especially panties and also to turn my lover on so much that he can hardly stand it, I am happy to oblige!

For example, the other evening, when he called, I ran to my bedroom, slipped out of my silky black robe and and picked several different pairs of panties from my ever expanding collection. Then I returned to the phone. I described each pair of panties and he said he wanted me to begin my putting on the silver and ivory lace high cut bikinis from Victoria’s Secret because he likes the way my perfect ass pokes out little bit at the bottom of those ones. Then I spun about so he could get a good look at my big, luscious breasts and nipples made stiff by my arousal….

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Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

Ok, it’s time for bath time and then bed.  You need to be in bed before mom and dad get home, so listen to Babysitter Lexi and do what you’re told!  Hey, why are you still in your room?  What are you hiding there?  Oh!  Oh my!  Put that away, I don’t need to see that!  Yes I know what it is, but you shouldn’t show it off.  Wow.  Whew, look it’s not polite to have that out like that.  Oh?  It feels funny?  It got all tingly because you thought of naughty babysitter Lexi getting in the bath with you?  Oh my!

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*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I think that a lot of young men need someone to teach them patience and endurance when it comes to getting off. Whether you are jerking off or making love to a woman, you need to be able to take your time. I know that right now, you jerk off pretty quickly because you just want to get to the orgasm. I realize that it feels good, trust me. But when you take your time and let it build, it’s going to feel better than you ever could have imagined. That’s why I guarantee you would benefit from some JOI. You may not think you need jerk off instructions, but trust me, you do. Continue reading “JOI Phone Sex With No Limits Lucy” →

Eastern European Goddess Jasmine
JASMINE 844-332-2639 ext. 262
“The thing is, and forgive me, but I’m just so nervous.” He beckoned me into his hotel suite and I entered taking in the fine surroundings of the silk bedding, hot-tub and the fully stocked bar.
His name he told me was Steven and he was away for the week on business…..

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