Chastity? always and forever.
Hmmmmmmmm my Christmas tree is missing something. Whatever shall I put on it to make it absolutely perfect? Oh, I know – how about a pair of cut-off balls, with a cheery red ribbon tied around them, and make it my tree topper? Perfection. So how do you like my new Christmas ornament? You turn a little red and hesitant but I know – see I already know what you are thinking. You are pathetic but I find great joy in making sure that you know that your balls are all mine. This is a little reminder that I own you. Like really own you. Your body, your mind, everything – I own you. Ever heard “she has me by the balls”? That’s how I have you.