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Rodeo

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Zoey is visiting me here in Las Vegas for the Rodeo. Well, PBR to be exact. Do you know what that is? Professional B*ll Riding. Vegas hosts so many of these events that a girl can hardly turn a corner without a sexy cowboy strolling by. A cowboy is a man like no other. He is good with his hands, strong and often have the best stamina.

Zoey plotted a brilliant plan for us to sneak behind the scenes of the event this weekend. She planned for us to dress up as barrel racers. That way no one would look twice or ask for our very expensive backstage passes neither of us could afford. Once we got back there, we said we would offer those hardy boys a good ol’ ball massage. You know riding a bucking beast for eight long seconds does a number on the coin purse.

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Pleasing

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Pleasing your pretty Mama Felicity isn’t all that hard. All you have to do is pay attention and follow all of her rules. When you disobey and make poor choices, Mama Felicity is swift to swat your naughty rear. What are these rules you might be wondering? Allow me to lay them out in simple black and white for your sweet little baby brain.

I’d hate for you to become confused and unsure of anything more than the fact that you are an baby-like being who needs tons of TLC.

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Black

They came to your hotel when I called. They couldn’t believe their luck! I’ll admit to being jealous. I’d give anything to be in your position. Three, BIG, FIT, BLACK GUYS (Yummy BBC) surround you while you kneel on the floor. What a lucky fucking sissy bitch you are. I do hope you know just how to thank me for setting up such an adventure.

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baby

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Having a cuckold is such fun! My baby cuck just loves to be humiliated by watching how much pleasure I get from a real man. We’ve been searching for just the right man to bull for us and while the search has been fun, the giant cock we played with today has me drooling to play again.

When I say baby cuck, I don’t mean he is a diaper boy or anything THAT lame. He’s a great guy with a fun personality…just a super small dick. Like small and thin, worst combo ever, right? Thankfully, he knows his faults and wants to make sure I get pleased. Told ya, great guy!

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sunday

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Ahhh, the end of the football season is near. So close I can smell the piled high nachos and bbq chicken wings from here. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy hosting the parties and love watching the men get all amped up over the bad plays and fumbled calls. But I’m over it. I want my normal Sundays back.

The lazy days where my husband stays in bed for hours after he would have normally woken up. Then we find some small hole in the wall place from brunch. We’d sip so many mimosa’s that pouring ourselves back into bed when we get home is the only option. Those are the best. I just have to get through this last football Sunday before I can have my days back.

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Bubble

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I just love how every day has its own little national something or other. Today is National Bubble bath day, among a few other things but this one is my favorite. I’m going to draw a nice, hot bath. Steaming water and pour in far too much bubble solution.

I don’t care that its the middle of the day, I’m going to close the blinds and light some tealight candles all around the edge of the tub. Setting the ambiance, ya know. The way my skin looks under candlelight should be illegal. Now, here is the important part, you need to call me.

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Warned

I’m the girl from the wrong side of the tracks. The one your Mama warned you about. I am every Mother’s worst fear for her precious little boy. When she thinks about him growing up and finding a wife, she prays it isn’t me.

She gets on her knees and begs that he’ll find a good wholesome woman. Not a chain-smoking, cuss word spewing, the promiscuous bitch from the trailer park. However, you don’t want a wholesome woman, do you? Aching for me is just something you can’t help! Wanting the one your Mama warned you about but are you man enough to keep me?

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Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.

I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.

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Fall

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Winter is at our doorstep and we won’t have much more time to play in the piled-up leaves that fall leaves behind! Don’t you just love the sound of crunching foliage under our feet when we stroll together? Our evening walks together, make me feel so close to you.

The crisp air whipping at our faces as me snuggling into you to steal your warmth. The way you hold me against you, makes me want to be naughty right here on the lawn of this park.

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I think you have been a very dirty and naughty boy! You know what you did. Lol I want you to know that I know what you did to. Wouldn’t want what I know to get out would you? You know that I have your wife’s information, right? Knowing all its going to take is a single phone call from me and everything in that perfect little white picket fence life that you like to try to portray to the rest of the world will be gone.

Everything that you’ve worked for will be nothing but trash and your name will be nothing but mud in the mouths of those who speak it. Don’t lie to me. Knowing I have this information on you turns you on. The fact that someone else out in the world knows what kind of sick perverted freak you are gives you a raging hard on that you can do nothing with unless you stroke yourself to completion. Continue reading “You know what you did phone sex” →