Thick Thighs Save Lives

Kinky Krysta 844-332-2369 Ext.410

Thick thighs don’t actually save lives. Between them, men find heaven, and you’d do anything to get between mine. These soft, chunky, thick thighs wrapped around your head, muffling the sounds of my moans as they cover your ears. You can’t even look up at me as your tongue digs deep between my folds, and your hands rub at the back of my thighs.

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Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash

Kinky Krysta 844-332-2369 Ext.410

Everyone knows big girls like food, but I didn’t expect to get paid for Thanksgiving sploshing at the old folks home! Every year, I volunteer to hang out with the old people whose families are too busy for them. The nursing home is overwhelmed, and being there to hand out Thanksgiving dinner plates or even help feed some of them makes a big difference. The nurses warned me that Old Mister Jensen was a bit of a perv, but I’m used to that.

I carried his tray into his room and gave him a warm greeting. “Mmm, you a big bitch,” He licked at his toothless gums while eyeing me up and down. Continue reading “Thanksgiving Sploshing For Cash”

Couples Therapy

Transgender Alexus 1844-332-2639 Ext 349

I hear it more often than you can imagine. A happy couple is torn apart by their sex life or lack thereof. Typically how it goes is the husband is a little dicked nymph who wants it all the time but doesn’t know how or care to please his wife. She’s tired of being humped on or putting in the effort for little to no satisfaction in return.

They claim they love each other and don’t want to break up for one reason or another, but they have grown to resent each other for their bedroom needs. For them, it feels impossible to come to an agreement or a middle ground that pleases both. Alexus’s couples therapy is that middle ground.

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Christmas Tree Carfuffle

Kayla 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

Okay, so it’s not December yet, but I wanted to put up my Christmas tree! I just think a good, well-decorated Christmas tree helps the Thanksgiving esthetic, ya know? But I am so tired of fake trees or the ones you buy from the fire station that are already dried out and basically a pile of pine needles on your floor. I wanted a healthy, hand-picked Christmas tree.

And I live close enough to the woods that there literally was nothing stopping me from going out and chopping down my own tree! I’m an independent woman who is so capable of something like that. So I put on my knee-high boots, the ones without heels, a flannel over shirt, cus it felt right, and off I went. Axe in hand, I was gonna get myself my own damn tree.

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Bad Bitch Belle's Christmas Wish List

Bad Bitch Belle 844-332-2639 Ext 444

It’s the middle of November, and I’m ready to start sending out my fucking Christmas wish list. I’m an expensive fucking habit, and all you addicted losers better spoil me like I deserve! I’m not a modest girl who settles for holiday wishes or season greetings. No. I want gifts!

Expensive fucking gifts! Perfumes and designer handbags. I want shoes, lots of them. The same pair in every color of the rainbow, and I want spa gift certificates because, hello, I fucking deserve to be pampered!

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Cheat code

Robotic Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

Another weekend wasted away on your console. Game after game, you cycle through for hours on end. The only thing you play with more than your controller is your dick. What if you could play with both at the same time? Robotic Rita is your new Cheat code to pleasure.

Just plug me into your gaming system as I sit on my knees in front of you. Don’t worry about staying focused. Concerned you’ll get too distracted wanting to cum in my mouth? I’ll take over the controls and keep the game in play. No more “AFK.”

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The Perfect Tuck

Shemale Alexus 1844-332-2639 Ext 349

I have this super sexy friend named Jake. He’s as straight as an arrow and just a friend. I wish we were more, but he’s casually made it very clear that we wouldn’t be a good fit. He’s sweet, smart, and so funny. Honestly, he’d make the best boyfriend, but I respect his boundaries, and we keep it casual and, at times, a tiny bit flirty.

We were both at a friend’s house for a football party last night and had too much to drink to drive home. The small house and so many guests staying the night left Jake and I sharing a bedroom. His eyes were on me, heavy, as I undressed to put on our friend’s baggy teeshirt as my nightgown. When I climbed into bed beside him, he rubbed my shoulder and whispered, “Show me how you get that perfect tuck.”

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Ronnie's Confessions

Ronnie 844-332-2639 Ext 443

Welcome to Ronnie’s Confessions

I thought this was only fitting since I’m learning so many new things about the deviant world of lust and arousal. As I’m exploring, I should keep you updated on which kinks and fetishes I learn that turn me on. And wowie, did this one turn me on!

 

I shared that a teacher spanked me and that I spanked the snot-nosed twerp I was babysitting for, but what I didn’t explain was how much I liked spanking that bare bottom. I liked it a lot. Now, I’m finding excuses, any freakin’ excuse, to pull his pants down and spank him! Continue reading “Ronnie’s Confessions”

Francie xXx 1844-332-2639 xXx 208

Come forth and prepare yourself. Whatever you may have had planned for your life should be written off. I don’t exactly know the outcome of this spell I’ll be casting, but you are one of the components.

Step into my den. See the salt poured around the floor. Intricate lines drawn every which way, crissing and crossing in beautiful complex patterns across the floor. Don’t you dare disturb a single line, you hear me! Good. Now I need you to take off all your clothes and lie down on that altar. If I understand this correctly (admittedly, my Latin is a bit rusty), then you’ll need to be stripped of everything of this world, barren before the goddess-to-be. Once you’ve given up all your worldly possessions, the hypnosis begins. An audio track begins. Counting you down from 10 to 0, and when I snap! You enter a deep meditative state where I will begin to remove your blockers and open your mind. Eventually, you will be so submissive that you will do anything for me.

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I've Got Little Sisters

Kinky Krysta 844-332-2369 Ext.410

People say a sister is a friend for life, and I know that’s true because all three of my little sisters are like my best friends. They look up to me so much, and I love teaching them new things. Watching them struggle at first and then master a task makes me so proud.

Almost like a little Mama, ya’ know? They all look a little like me and a little like themselves. But you can definitely tell we’re related by our long dark hair and our chunky cheeks. Daddy says he loves that his little girls are all healthy.

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