Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
Delivery services are so careless these days! My neighbor works such long hours that most of his packages end up stolen off his front porch. So when I noticed a driver dump a box over there today, I hurried over to keep it safe for him until he could get home.
The box was dented, and the tape had ripped off on one side. Like I said, careless delivery services and all. When I picked up the box, a bunch of oversized diapers fell onto the porch. I wondered who they could be for. You, my hard-working neighbor, lives alone. No elderly family member or little one lives with you to need these, and since they had colorful prints on them, I could only imagine they were indeed intended for you. Did I just discover your little diaper secret?