Author: Felicity

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You’ve hit that age. The one where your dick isn’t working quite like it used to. However, you aren’t ready to admit that it’s because your wife no longer turns you on. She’s noticed how you fall flaccid during sex, and she begs you with sad eyes, “Is it me?”

You say no, but you know it is. You get hard as a rock for porn (or me), so clearly, she is the problem. Yet, you want to keep your marriage a happy one, so you lie. You tell her it isn’t her, and NOW she is sending you to the doctor to get tested. She thinks there is something wrong with your testicles. To shut her up, you go. So, of course, you go. She’s been pushing you around for years. The doctor has ordered a sample to test your production. How Awkward. You should have just been truthful and said your wife no longer turns you on.

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Men have been exploring their sexuality for as long as penises have been getting hard. That means that boys have been very creative regarding solo pleasure. I was surfing through porn sites last night and realized just how many male masturbators there actually are. Hundreds! Really, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should go look.

Your hands-free orgasm options are seriously limitless! This has me thinking that we should test several of them out. I want to watch you cum. Over and over. So lay back and allow me to tie your hands behind your back. I wouldn’t want you to try to spoil my experiment.

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Neighbor Felicity knows your diaper secret

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Delivery services are so careless these days! My neighbor works such long hours that most of his packages end up stolen off his front porch. So when I noticed a driver dump a box over there today, I hurried over to keep it safe for him until he could get home.

The box was dented, and the tape had ripped off on one side. Like I said, careless delivery services and all. When I picked up the box, a bunch of oversized diapers fell onto the porch. I wondered who they could be for. You, my hard-working neighbor, lives alone. No elderly family member or little one lives with you to need these, and since they had colorful prints on them, I could only imagine they were indeed intended for you. Did I just discover your little diaper secret?

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Felicity riding in the new year

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I was so naughty this year. My neighbor was hosting a New Year’s Eve block party, running amuck to ensure everyone had enough food and sparklers. While she was being a good little hostess, I was in her bedroom riding in the new year on her husband’s fat cock.

James is a good man. A good, hardworking man, and Maryann is a cunt. She nags and nitpicks, all the time. I have no idea why he stays married to her. I suppose it’s to keep up appearances, but it isn’t doing him any favors. So I decided to spread a little joy tonight by giving a good man what he deserves.

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All those years when he would wake me up early on Christmas morning to rush downstairs and see what presents Santa had brought him, I wished he would sleep in. Or at least let me sleep in. But now that little Johnny isn’t so little anymore; I miss the Christmas morning excitement. He always had such joy on his face when he would shake me awake. “Mommy, Mommy!” His little voice would whisper yell. “It’s Christmas; get up! Get up!”

My room is quiet this year after the sun has come up over the snow-covered hills. While I should be grateful that I’m well rested, something just feels like it’s missing. I sneak down the hall to little Johnny’s room and see him still sleeping peacefully on his back. With dreams of sugar plums dancing in his head, I wonder.

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Felicity learned about sexsomnia

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Johnny spends the night instead of getting a hotel whenever he is in town, which isn’t often enough. This weekend he’d been pulling really long hours and working nonstop. By the time he got to the house, he had looked like a walking zombie. So I figured we could save the kinky, fun stuff until he’d gotten some sleep, so I told him to shower, and then we would just cuddle.

He almost seemed relieved that I didn’t expect him to perform. I got into bed and waited for him to join me. Freshly showered, he crawled into bed and pulled my body close to his. My finger stroked through his hair as he laid his head on my shoulder, and soon, I heard the soft sounds of his steady breathing. He’d never mentioned he suffered from Sexomnia, but I was about to find out the hard way.

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My favorite part of the morning is slipping into my big boy’s room before he wakes up. The sun seeps through his blinds to slash bright little lines across his innocent face. He is such a sound sleeper. So sound that he never wakes up in the middle of the night to use the potty. No, my sweet stinky boy sleeps right through those kinds of things, just like a big baby!

The nursery always smells faintly of baby powder, but in the morning, that is a tough smell to distinguish. All I can sniff out is his nightly activities. It seems as though this morning, my boy has produced quite a large present in his diaper for Mommy.

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Felicity has to change Mr. Stinky Pampers

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I shouldn’t have trusted him, that Mr. Stinky Pampers. Obviously, he wouldn’t tell me when he had to go potty because he LOVES to be the stinkiest stink around. However, I did trust him. We went to a birthday party that was full of happy littles running amuck. “Be sure to come tell me if you need to use the restroom.” He nodded and darted off to play.

The other Mommies were gathered around the presents and food, so I went over to mingle. Between the gossip and conversation, I didn’t realize how much time had passed until someone yelled, “Peeewwwww!”  My eyes got wide, and the smell hit my nose. I knew immediately that that smell had to be Mr. Stinky Pampers, but where had he gotten to?

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Topless Felicity is always ready to party

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I forgot to tell you a funny story that happened around Halloween. My company hosted a Halloween party; everyone was allowed to bring guests. Unfortunately, my husband was out of town, and my best friend was busy, but her husband had nothing to do, so I asked her if he could come with me.

 I know David has always had a little crush on me and that he would do anything to make me smile. So when my friend offered him the chance to accompany me, he jumped on it without question. I told him it was a costume party, I wanted to dress as a mommy, and I wanted him to wear a big adult diaper, a bib, and a bonnet. Again without question, he agreed.

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Topless Felicity cups her breast

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Jason is such a cutie when I dress him up as Jessica. I love how he blushes and twirls in his skirts. We really do have so much fun when we play together, but I have to be honest, I’m growing bored of her body. Strapping her into lingerie just isn’t as much fun as I want it to be. When I pluck her fake nipples, she just doesn’t squeal like I want, so I’ve told Jessica to meet me at my house for an adventure.

She was nervous. We have only recently started going out in public with her dressed as her true self, but I’ve reminded her to trust me. As her Mistress, I would never lead her astray. What she doesn’t know just yet, though, is that I’ve booked her a breast augmentation consultation for today with the best doctor possible!

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