Your Big Beautiful Nanny Has Arrived

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Smarten up, you bad little boy! Yo Mama is gone, and she left me in charge. Your big, beautiful Black Nanny is here to make sure you learn your lesson and be on your best behavior. I won’t stand for no lip, so don’t try to fucking sass me. If you do, I’ll send you right on out to that tree in the front yard and have you break off a switch to beat that smartass with.

It won’t be no twig neither. I’ll make sure you pick a nice flexible sapling that’ll whip through the air and leave pretty pink lines on your ale bare ass. That’s if you get to being bad now, but we can have some good fun if you know how to mind your p’s and q’s.

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The Asian Switch will have you mindfucked in no time. This is when the paranoia starts to set in. It isn’t just me who is out to get you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms in the future. The female collective will not allow it. It’s comical that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. Only a loser boner is in store for you.

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