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Diana 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 248

It’s funny that you think your miniscule prick could satisfy me. Look at it. So small and pathetic. You don’t even deserve to look at my pictures, let alone trying to make me cum. Your small penis deserves only ridicule and derision.

Try and make it hard for me. Will I even be able to tell? Doubt it. My thumb is more fulfilling than that scrawny excuse for a cock.

In fact, we shouldn’t even be calling it a cock. It’s a clitty. Your clitty is worthless unless it’s caged and even then you’re lucky that I even consider caging that silly thing.

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Small Penis Humiliation – Yes Please!!

He called while I was laying in my bed watching a hot ass porn. It was a video called so I picked up. I was still rubbing my wet cunt when he appeared on the screen. I held the screen back further to try to see what was on my screen. When it came into focus, I busted out laughing. I couldn’t believe what I was looking at. This dude was seriously stroking what looked to be no bigger than one of those fun-sized hot dogs. Think of a tootsie roll type size but definitely nothing fun about what I was watching. He was moaning and asked if I liked it. I laughed even harder. Do I like watching you look like an idiot jerking your tiny worm with your two fingers? Is that what you are asking?

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Small Dicked Loser

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

In the last two parts of this blog I introduced you to a small dicked loser who I used to call my boyfriend. He lost my pussy in a poker game and sent over two hot guys to collect their prize, me. I was so mad I decided that I was going to fuck these two guys HARD and film the entire thing for the small dicked loser.

So I set up some cameras to catch every minute and then I turned my attention to my new men. I was going to make the loser suffer. Make him watch me. Show him what actual pleasure looks like and not the 2-minute lame bangs he’s been giving me.

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I see you, loser.  You’re there trying to catch a glimpse of me.  You want nothing more than to get me to pay attention to you.  You’re desperate to get my attention and get me to fuck you.  That’s not as easy as you think.  Believe it or not, I have standards.  I don’t let losers waste my precious time.  Nor do they get my attention until they’ve earned it.  You know how to earn it, loser.  Especially for a man like you, my time and attention come with strings.  I deserve to be compensated for giving you even a smidgen of compassion from this sexy party girl.

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XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

There is nothing more pathetic than a small dick man. I mean seriously? As minuscule and pathetic as you are you still think that somewhere inside of me, I will give in to you. Give in to wanting to look at your little button cock. Some even think I would let them touch me with that little cocktail wiener. Seriously? I am not kidding. A man or are they even considered a man? Hmmmm… we will leave that for another day. But the keeper of the one-inch wonder truly believes that a woman like me would let that centimeter peter inside of my precious hole. I know, humorous right? Asking if I would touch it. Yeah right. The one that is hung like a gerbil has no chance of pleasing a woman, but they still try. 

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*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

My small dicked husband is definitely sweet But he really doesn’t do a thing for me when it comes to fucking. His dick is pretty small and I’m a size queen, so I can’t even feel it when he tries to put it inside me. He says I’m being kind of mean when I say that, but I really can’t. If he thinks the truth is mean, well then I guess that’s just a bonus! He really is the perfect husband for a cuckold phone sex fantasy.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

I absolutely love getting calls from Tiny Dick “guys”. Why is that? Oh, I think you know why! You know I love making fun of your tiny little cock when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex. Remember the first time you called me and told me how small your dick is? You actually thought I would want to do something with it besides make fun of it. How freaking cute. But no, as you soon found out, there’s nothing a tiny dick boy could do for me. Well, other than entertain me in a not so conventional way.

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*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

Do you think that small dick is going to do something for me? I mean, I don’t really want to be too mean, but in this case it’s kind of a necessity in life. Sometimes humiliation phone sex is the only thing I can do with the guys who call me. When someone tells me he has a 4 inch small dick, what else am I supposed to do with it? Like come on! I mean, I love big dicks and something that’s half the size of the dicks I usually fuck just isn’t going to do anything for me, or any other women. Continue reading “There’s No Way You Call That A Cock! Small Dick Phone Sex” →

Mistress Pandora 1 844 332 2639 ext 283

Do you hang your head in shame knowing that you’re a pathetic loser boy? You have a tiny dick, a crummy job and a whiny voice. It drives me and everyone around you fucking insane. You are a hunched over pussy boy with NOTHING to offer the world at large. This is why you have to pay for people to talk to you, because nobody wants to listen to that snivel for free. Ugh, stop talking. Try to put some bass in your voice. Stand up straight or something.

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I know I don’t want a short dick man. NO woman does. There are even songs to remind you of how useless they are and how no one wants them. I know this blog caught your attention because you are hung like an inchworm. Your clittie weenie can’t do anything for any woman. I especially hate it when a hottie with a sexy body takes me home and pulls out his 3-inch oversized clit. He should have to wear a warning label. I avoid this mishap completely by choosing a big black cock on most occasions.

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