Hot Ass Sex
I have a hot-ass neighbor, a very distinguished older gentleman with a very boring wife. How do I know this you might ask? Well, the walls are thin in this condo, and I get to hear their boring fifteen-minute vanilla sex weekly. That is right, I said weekly. Every Sunday night is like clockwork and never during the week or any other time. I have watched as he checked me out in the hall and elevator, and I have always been curious as to what he was packing under his fancy suit. This morning I heard her tell him goodbye for the weekend as she went to her mother’s. Perfect opportunity for me and soon to be for you too.