Paid In Pussy

Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244

This damn piece of junk car done broke down again. With my man in the slammer, no one is around to help me with stuff like this. It’s blocking the driveway like a lawn decoration at this point, and I don’t got no extra money to get the bitch towed to a mechanic.

My only option was to take my ass next door and ask my neighbor if he would fix my car if I paid in pussy. He’s a dirty old man with no teeth, but he’s real good with cars and stuff. If he could just get it running so I could get to work, that’s all I needed.

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