MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Santa likes to stroke it and he is addicted to stroking just like you. In fact, all you want for Christmas is to stay inside and stroke. It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Your Dick Is Not Enough – We are about to find out why it just doesn’t measure up. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Addicted to stroking is what you are. Did you do anything this summer other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Houston, we have a problem. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

No cum for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Gooning gone wrong – What a fucking limp dick loser you are. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Not only are you a failure in real life but in your fantasy life too. The fact is you abused your pecker too much and now the dumb thing won’t even work correctly.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

Join the goon squad. I am well aware of your incessant jerk fests. You can’t get enough of it along with my pics and my voice of course. We both know you aren’t going to get any work done. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. You brain is in total goon mode. Call me from your office – door closed, throbbing cock in your hand and jerk off. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy as fuck voice telling you all of the dirty things I am going to do to you. Let your wife’s stupid calls go unanswered because you can’t even think of putting me on hold much less hanging up. Go ahead, try and pretend like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This sadistic, little bitch on the phone is all you can concentrate on. This obsession you have for me went off the rails quickly.

Might as well let that dumb cunt of a wife know that you will definitely be late for dinner. My delectable pussy is the only entree you want.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Losers aren’t allowed to cum. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. Wrong, asshole. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Some of you have asked what my favorite porn to watch is, and it’s always the same answer. I love “tease and denial” porn or edging porn, and it’s so much fun to carry my favorite porn over into my calls. The videos I like the most are the ones where the man is tied down somehow. In a bed or a chair, it doesn’t matter how he’s strung up so long as he can’t touch his cock.

It’s important to me that you follow directions, obviously, because I can’t be there to tie you up myself and take matters into my own hands. This is why I love watching you stroke for me on cam. Then I know if you’re being a naughty cheat or a good jerk-off pet.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

You actually think you deserve an orgasm? Wrong. I will ruin every orgasm because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Gooning for hours and getting those aching, swollen balls, then crushing all hope of cumming.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Ruined orgasms phone sex for you. Yes, I enjoy ruining your orgasms – every last one of them. Someone as inferior and weak as you are should never be allowed to spill his seed. No procreation whatsoever for the likes of you. Plus, it is so fun watching you get so close and then ruining your pleasure. Edging for hours and getting those swollen balls, then having all of your hopes of cumming dashed to the ground.

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