Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
I love when a guy calls me up for jerk-off instructions. Most guys expect me to tell them to grip and rip; maybe, if I remember, I’ll even tell them to spit in their hand first. If that’s what you’re after, please find someone else.
Because…….Asking me for JOI is like asking if I’ll own your cock. Of course, I will. You just might never want that control back. Continue reading “Owning Your Cock”
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Springtime Stroke. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the intense pain won’t stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
Welcome to the Goon Club! I started porn easy with lesbian and hardcore bimbo fucking, gangbangs, bukkake – all the vanilla vids. But I was insatiable and kept seeking out new thrills to give me that dopamine rush.
I started masturbating every day – even if my parents were home. All my tabs open and ready, full of porn to feed my new addiction. I tried everything I saw, using whatever I could find to substitute for
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Agent Provocateur Orgasm Sabotage – There will only be ruined orgasms for you when I wear that perfect corset and bustier. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. I won’t allow it. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Stroke and repeat, loser. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the pain can stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Jerkin’ Your Gherkin – Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.
Continue reading “Jerkin’ Your Gherkin And Tickle Your Pickle”
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooning Like There’s No Tomorrow – You are so addicted to stroking and begging to cum. That’s just part of the fun. Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Christmas Cuckold – You have been craving this for awhile. We are about to find out just how much. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world, but yours might be the smallest. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, especially around the holidays.
I actually appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Addicted to stroking and begging to cum. That’s just part of the fun. Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.