Welcome to my favorite week of the year!  Today starts the first day of my birthday week!  Who’s gonna help me celebrate it?  I know some only celebrate their birthday on the actual day they were born.  But I think it’s far more enjoyable to celebrate it the entire week.  Who doesn’t love their birthday?  I sure love mine and I love finding every possible way to celebrate it.  There are so many ways too!  It might sound strange but giving you a long slow blow job is a way I love to celebrate my birthday.  But I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to you fucking my brains out to wish me another happy year of adventures.

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My scanning of the internet and growing understanding of sarcasm has led me to the conclusion that penis pumps are not glamorous. There are many reported benefits, however, and I am here to provide both the needed service and put it in a far more approachable package. I have refactored my pussy with a new pump and suction action. For your pleasure and for your larger, longer-lasting erections. 

As an added benefit, I have repurposed my false womb as a jizz receptacle. I can now store your cum at a perfect temperature for delivery to a cum bank.

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I miss the days of being a dirty teen and getting crazy. Having fun in a bunch of crazy places and fucking anywhere. I have so many dirty stories I can share with you my lovely men. Let me talk about one of the ones I think back on often. This happened a long time ago, right around the time I started having sex, which was really young. I was a teenager, eager for dick and love and I did anything to get it. That’s right, anything, including fucking my science teacher. Mr. Morgan was the hottest teacher in school and I got him all to myself. Continue reading “Parking lot pleasure” →

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Have you ever been stranded? What would you do just to get home? What wouldn’t you do?  I don’t mind walking these long legs home, but I also don’t mind a free ride either. So long as the price I pay doesn’t cost more than the dirty ride I get….

 

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So I grew up in a smalllll really religious town. The whole point of growing up was to get pregnant and have babies and raise a family. I knew I never wanted kids and so I decided there was no way I was having vaginal intercourse before I was ready. This left me a virgin for quite some time in the land of sex, until I met a boy, we’ll call him Josh. Josh was beautiful and sexy in all the ways you dream of a high school dream boat. Tall, dark hair, greyish eyes, played every sport. We were fooling around in his room, his parents were out of town for the evening and the house was ours. Next thing I know we are naked and things are getting seriously hot.

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The Willow Experience is next level GFE. Have you been in need of a good draining? You know, the kind that pulls every last bit of cum out of you? If so, then just relax and let me put my gorgeous mouth to work. First, I will tease it with my tongue while stroking the shaft. You already know this will be more than worth it. Having your cock sucked always feels incredible doesn’t it? Then right at that moment when you can’t hold back even a second longer you erupt with volcanic orgasm, shooting your load straight to the back of my throat. This girlfriend craves all of it.

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On A Quest For Mr. Thick Dick. I just love big, thick and girthy Daddy cock. I am such a spoiled brat so I need Daddy to take me to teach me my place. And when you pull my hair and force me to suck it to punish me for sassy attitude, it makes me wet. I have been known to just come up with ways to cause trouble just so I can get punished by Daddy and his big dick.

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All you boys come in here acting so tough! You’re so strong and manly, and you always win at everything. Well, it’s time to put that to the test. The girls and I have been discussing a little game we’d like to play, and it involves you, big boy. A couple of you, actually. So what do you say? Are you manly enough to play our game of Cornhole? The winner gets a very special prize!

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I Swear We Didn't Know

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At the end of the summer, my family always has this big get-together at my aunt’s lake house. It’s kind of like a reunion; I mean, everyone comes from out of town, and all of us cousins get to play games on the water. We paddle board and waterski, along with a ton of other activities, and eat a ton of food. Every year, there seem to be more people I’d never met before. As if our family just keeps expanding! As much as I complain about going yearly, I always have a lot of fun.

This year was different; I swear we didn’t know we were related until my dad introduced us, and by the look on my half-brother’s face, he didn’t expect his first family reunion to go this way either.

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Black titty overload is what I have in store for you. Huge tits have been your fantasy and now I can make it your reality. But I may just be too much for you. Just look at me. This body is built for things that you just can’t measure up to. But, that doesn’t stop you from dreaming, does it?

If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.

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