Julie 1844-332-2639 Ext 453
My friend is becoming a tiny man. When he first told me, I thought he was joking. Then he made me realize that he is completely serious. He’s going through an experimental process of slowly shrinking him down to just two to three inches. He’s literally going to be tiny. I’m going to be like a giant mom to him. You see, I have agreed to take him in after his process is complete. He’s going to be too tiny to live on his own. He’s going to need someone that he can completely trust to take care of him. I’m going to have to sign nondisclosure agreements and all. This is going to be a legal arrangement sort of like adoption. We are so excited about all the fun things we will be able to do together. He’s going to be able to sit on the counter while I make dinner. When I take a shower, he will have to sit on the ledge and watch me. He can’t be left alone. I have to take care of him. They are going to make him some special furniture and plumbing fixtures for his tiny little body.