MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Spring is for gooning. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even stay hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a hardon? No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman laughs at you. Continue reading “Spring Is For Gooning”
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
The deed to your dick is what I hold. Yes, I said it. Laying claim to you and your cock is what you need to be experiencing. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite pussy is something rare and hard to come by. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright.
Always make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
Look at me now. I am the kind of eye candy where you pay and beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.
You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there.
The threesome you’ll never have…you and me and her.
You want a threesome so badly. You’re too scared to ask her – or maybe you tried as a joke, and she said no so fast you knew never to ask again.
You, me, and her – the threesome you’ll never have. The threesome that keeps you up at night, jerking off to threesome porn.
You want to watch her play with herself while I squeal and moan because Continue reading “The Threesome You’ll Never Have”
Sexy Lexi 1844-332-2639 x 261
I am a man eater. Like soul food he makes me warm inside. He is the spice I need in my life. With him I unwind, feel so alive. He says that no one tops my sloppy toppy, that no one beats how I beat his meat, that no one eats dick this deep. I dibble dabble and he dips and dabble. But he doesn’t want to share me because I suck dick like a porn star and look like a model. Continue reading “Lexi is a Man Eater”
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Cock Conversion – Does your cock measure up? We are about to find out. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Agent Provocateur Orgasm Sabotage – There will only be ruined orgasms for you when I wear that perfect corset and bustier. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. I won’t allow it. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Jerkin’ Your Gherkin – Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly. While the rest of us were out living our best lives you were sitting there jerking your little gherkin.
Continue reading “Jerkin’ Your Gherkin And Tickle Your Pickle”
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230
What A Dick Wants – I already know that you jerk off incessantly to my pics. You really are the ultimate pervert. We both know you won’t be getting any work done. In fact, you might as well just take a mental health day. That hard dick is too much of a distraction. Tell your dumb wife you are working from home then retreat to your little home office. Stroke it under your desk, airpods in while listening to my sexy voice telling you all sorts of fucked up things. Go ahead, try and act like you are actually working. But work is the last thing on your mind isn’t it? This little obsession you have for me is getting out of hand fast. It’s not like you care about anything else at this point. You are thinking with your dick and we both know what it wants.