MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Unsolicited Dick Pics – That penis is still small. Why would you ever think that it was a good idea to text a pic of your little penis? There are plenty of big cocks to tease and please but yours is not it. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock.
I really do appreciate all cocks but yours is well, disappointing. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I’ve decided to start a new tradition. A Valentin’e Day Stroke Fest! This should be right up your loser dick alley. It’s all you can even think of. Yes, you are basically just another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. So, for Valentine’s Day since it’s already a given that you won’t have a date. You can have a date with your dick.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Agent Provocateur Orgasm Sabotage – There will only be ruined orgasms for you when I wear that perfect corset and bustier. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. I won’t allow it. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why? Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Stroke and repeat, loser. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the pain can stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.
Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
Have you ever played with electrical stimulation or e-stem for short? Have you ever used a sounding rob in your urethra? Each of these things is fun on its own but mixing them together is so fucking blissful. For me, anyway. If you’ve never played with e-stem but have been to physical therapy, you probably know what the feeling is like. A tens unit is the same thing. A small device that sends electrical currents into the muscles to make them flex.
So imagine that tingly, out-of-your-control muscle contracting happening INSIDE of your cock?
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooning Like There’s No Tomorrow – You are so addicted to stroking and begging to cum. That’s just part of the fun. Of course you love jerking that dick incessantly. Do you do anything other than stay inside and stroke? It’s all you can even think of. Another pathetic loser is addicted to jerking his gherkin. Obsessed is really putting it lightly.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Never Enough. Yes, Sugar Wood aka my current Sugar Daddy already has plans to take me to see The Greatest Showman on broadway. He knows what a fan I am. The song Never enough just happens to remind me of your Dick. Why? Because it is just never enough. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. Yours is just lacking isn’t it?
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose and worship the blonde goddess?
Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
For as long as you can remember, you’ve had this fantasy of being trampled on by a giantess. Well, I’m not a giant, but I’m a solid fucking girl, and I want to trample you. Lay down, completely naked, while I step up on your chest. One foot, to let you feel half my weight as you look up at my still-clothed body. Then the next foot. My full BBW Teen weight is now on your chest. Is it difficult to breathe?
You haven’t felt anything yet!
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Measuring up is something that your cock just doesn’t do. Sure, there are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time, LOL
I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and have multiple orgasms with. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up.