Wartenberg

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You’ve heard of the Wartenberg Wheel? If you haven’t, go look it up. It’s a fun little sensory toy that looks like a pizza cutter but with tiny little spikes around its edge. As someone with a penis, you can trust me when we dig into a little CBT.

I’ll hurt you so good, Baby. We’re going to start by clamping stainless steel nipple clamps to your balls—the ones with weighted chains. You’ll love how firmly they bite into your skin. Your cock will be rock hard, and I haven’t forgotten about your dick. Next, I am going to pinch the skin on either side of your cock head. Just a fraction below where all the pulsing sensations will rush to your tip. That’s when I’ll drag the spikey wheel over that purple mushroom.

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It’s amusing to me how you selfish boys think only of yourselves. Different boy, different situation, and yet it’s always “Poor me!” “Pitty me.” It’s never your fault for the things that have happened to you. This morning, I was on the phone with a man who wanted my help using the elastorator. *Claps hands excitedly* I know, I know, not much help can be given as it’s an easy tool to use, but I digress.

So, we’re on the phone after I help him put the rubber band around the prongs, open them up and stuff his grape-sized balls through; he releases the elastorator and is on his way to losing his sack when I start to ask why he wanted this… and this is where the fun begins.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Spring is for gooning. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even stay hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a hardon? No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman laughs at you. Continue reading “Spring Is For Gooning”

ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

End of the line – for your legacy anyway. In good conscience, I just cannot allow you to procreate. This is why there will only be ruined orgasms for you. I will make sure that you will get no orgasms from this point forward. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. Continue reading “End Of The Line”

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Springtime Stroke. That is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is sore. But, even the intense pain won’t stop you. In fact, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.

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Your Cock In Overdrive. Your can never get enough. In fact, that is really all you are good for. It’s all you can think of and you jerk until your tiny dick is exhausted. But, even the pain and discomfort won’t stop your gooning. So, you keep stroking for hours. Those balls are aching and you feel sick but you still can’t stop. You are locked in a vicious cycle and I am here to capitalize on it.

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Inferior DNA Control. There will only be ruined orgasms for you. That’s right, you will get no orgasms from this point forward. It’s hilarious that you actually think you deserve an orgasm. I will make it my mission in life to ruin every orgasm. Why?  Because I enjoy it and I mean every last one of them. It is so much fun watching you get to the edge and then absolutely ending any chance of pleasure or release. Expect to goon for hours and never reach your happy ending. There will be no end in sight for you.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Cock Conversion – Does your cock measure up?  We are about to find out. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Welcome to Goon Squad. I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even perform? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. Every woman laughs at you. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you there? Continue reading “Welcome To Goon Squad”

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Unsolicited Dick Pics – That penis is still small. Why would you ever think that it was a good idea to text a pic of your little penis? There are plenty of big cocks to tease and please but yours is not it. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course a cock connoisseur such as myself encounters all sizes of cock.

I really do appreciate all cocks but yours is well, disappointing. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours.

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