VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

Fall Fuckaround is a fun little game  fuck is where you pay and the beg for the privilege to pay even more. You are definitely in need of some financial counseling from someone who is knowledgeable in financial fucking. You already know a little about my reputation for financial domination. The fact that I show no fucking mercy is a turn on for you. I am always about the business of fucking you over and believe me, business is good. There are so many pathetic and dare I say worthless men to fuck with.

You obviously can’t be trusted to spend your money wisely. Just look at all of the money wasted on that so called family. They don’t care about you. You are just a meal ticket. As yourself what the return on investment is. Very bad decision making there. That’s why you need me to turn it around.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I decided to hold my very own Halloween Dick Pic Competition.  All Sizes Considered. There are plenty of cocks to tease and please in this world. So many choices and so many possibilities. Of course the Countess of Cock considers all sizes of cock. There are just so many cocks and so little time. So, drop me an email to willow@phonesexcandy.com and let’s see what you are working with.

I really do appreciate all cocks. The really big ones are so fun to ride and squirt on. The tiniest of the tiny are just too much fun to humiliate and make fun of. You see? Every size of cock serves a purpose. Even the pathetic, small ones like yours. You already know that you don’t measure up so why not serve your purpose?

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300

A Whole Lotta Woman is what I am. I may just be too much for you. Just look at me. You surely have to realize that this kind of elite level pussy is not always readily available. But, when you come across it you had better believe it is more than worth it. You get what you pay for. We both know you are going to pay for it, alright.

Boy, make sure you come correct or you might want to step off now. If you really want a high maintenance female, you will need to make a substantial investment. A queen like me knows her worth and I definitely don’t waste my valuable time on cheap losers. I look out for and take care of myself. That’s because I know what high value I bring to any situation.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202 

Asian Princess for the best in GFE – If you are looking for the best “girlfriend experience” choose an Asian Mistress. If you’ve never experienced Asian you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.

Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Football time means ball busting time. Yes, I am a fan of football and I also know how to ride cock better than anyone else. Controlling that dick is never a problem. But when it comes to ball busting there is nothing better than a cowgirl for that particular task. I am a natural at this.

But you will need to lick these sexy boots first. I will be sure to traipse through the mud and muck first just get them all dirty just for your crazy ass. Watching you lick them clean should be a good start, but the part I look forward to his the ball busting. While I watch the game you can sit at my feet and obey.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Trick or Treat? Fun to eat. Once you have a taste you won’t be able to get enough. You should probably be aware that I’ve been mind-fucking men for such a long time that they all think it’s the real thing, just like you. It probably all started on the playground. Letting little boys become obsessed with me and watching them vie for my attention. Now the only difference is that the world is my playground and all marriages are at risk. I am just too good at this. You on the other hand have been a complete failure when it comes to women. Why would you think that things have changed now?

At first, you will actually feel that this is real. You will be convinced that I actually like you and want to fuck you. Nothing could be further from the truth of course. Deep down you will know that, but you just can’t help yourself.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202 

Petite Asian Princess is what you really want. I am here to spoil and aren’t you the lucky one? If you really want to have an Asian Mistress, you must appreciate and spoil her. If you’ve never experienced Asian pussy then you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.

Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230

First mistake was thinking with his dick. When I was much younger and actually fairly innocent, I became “involved” with a married man. Let’s just call him “Craig” for the sake of anonymity. He was your run of the mill typical middle aged, upper middle class married man with the plain jane wife and 2.5 kids and a golden doodle. In a nutshell, he was bored out of his fucking mind. Then I came along and he became reckless with his dick. He was mainly thinking with it exclusively.

I have to admit it was fun watching him self destruct and basically fuck his own world up. Call me a homewrecker, but when you think with your dick, who’s really fucking things up? He totally let the little head take over and the dick wanted me. He  could no longer focus on work. He could think of nothing and no one other than me.

 

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202 

Appreciate the pussy. I am here to spoil and aren’t you the lucky one? If you really want to have an Asian Mistress, you must appreciate and spoil her. If you’ve never experienced Asian pussy then you should definitely treat yourself. Once you experience me you will never be the same. Asian girls know how to treat you and we know how to fuck, but we are also in charge.

Asian girls are beautiful and petite yet dominant in a subtle, sexy way. Have you ever even seen a fat Asian girl? Probably not, that’s because we aren’t lazy and stupid. We are quite different than the cows you are used to. Asian girls also love pleasing their man.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

The ball buster is here. I am a cowgirl who knows how to ride cock better than anyone else. Controlling that dick is never a problem. But when it comes to ball busting there is nothing better than a cowgirl for that particular task. I am a natural at this.

But you will need to lick these sexy boots first. I will be sure to traipse through the mud and muck first just get them all dirty just for your crazy ass. Watching you lick them clean should be a good start, but the part I look forward to his the ball busting.

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