Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261
Can I be honest with you for a moment? I hate this time of year. I really do. The cold is terrible, it’s crowded everywhere. Everyone is up tight and at each other’s throats. Oh, and the fake people! Ugh! Just fucking spare me and be genuine for like, 2 fucking minutes, I mean really! With all this anxiety so thick in the air everywhere you go, it’s hard to feel like a hot teen minx sometimes. But you take all of that negativity away.
Have you seen those kits? The clone-a-willy ones? They aren’t all that expensive considering you get a whole dildo out of the deal and everyone knows I love my sex toys. However, that’s not really where this blog is going. I have a caller who we’ll just call J. J states that I will never, ever, ever receive a dick pic from him.
I have this theory that it’s because he is either embarrassingly small or super, ginormous and he thinks it’ll scare me. Either way, I wanna know what I’m working with so I suggested we just clone his willy so I can really get a “feel” for him.
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Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Ever get in one of those moods where you just want something? It’s deeper than a craving, it’s one of those things that you know you need, and you need it now. Well that’s what I’m feeling at the moment. I need to spoil your cock. I can’t explain it. It’s like I just need it in my hands, or in my mouth… or more. Damn, I can’t stop thinking about it!
I need a favor. Since moving back to America, I have been missing something. Something very important. I was not able to bring all my toys and equipment back with me from France. Had to leave a bunch of my heavy equipment behind and it has hurt my heart something awful. Just do not feel complete without my things. I need to have my tools to play.
So, it has come time for me to go out and get some more items to make me feel whole again! What I need from you is I need your suggestions. Hmm, I want to know what you think I should go out and find. I have such a variety at home to choose from. There are so many options I have to choose from that I have not only a spare room filled to the brim and set up to my liking for play but I also have sets and toys in my bedroom and in a small storage unit.
Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Are you ready for a wet weekend with your favorite MILF? I hope so, because when you dig into the wettest, sloppiest pussy you’ve ever come across, be assured that you’re going to get a little damp. It’ll be like one of those comedy shows where the guy comes out with the sledgehammer and smashes fruit. But instead of a sledgehammer, it’s your tongue. And instead of fruit, it’s my pussy getting juices all over you.
We took care of you last time. Now its my turn. I need some attention one on one. You know you crave to give me anything and everything that I want and need. What I need from you is for you to show me how much you appreciate me. How much you long to touch me. All over my soft tender skin. You want to run your fingers over every inch of my milky white softness.
You can’t help but admire my porcelain like body. You’ve been watching my lips since you first saw me. Wondering how they taste. How they would feeling moving across your body. You want that soft touch, don’t you? I am going to give you a present! Here is some lavender and honeysuckle body essences oil. I want you to squirt a good amount in your hands.
Your body needs my attention. That’s why you’re here isn’t it? You want me to turn you into a sniffling pile of shaking orgasms that rock your body over and over again. I think you need me to make your body so numb from pleasure that you are forced to lay where I leave you; trembling and panting.
Eyes wide from the sheer force I was able to bring forth from your body. You can’t seem to get the question out of your mind. What question? Oh you know. How can she be so young and so tiny but still manage to bring you a grown man to a shaking quivering mess?
*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221
Always keep a spare handcuff key. I learned that the hard way. When I was in my early twenties, a couple of coworkers and I decided to have some fun with handcuffs. Let’s call them Matt and Jeff. Jeff had a beautiful wrought iron bed that was perfect for handcuffs.
We were all naked and drinking shots of tequila. Dancing around to salsa music. We rolled the dice to decide who would be handcuffed to the bed. High roll wins. It was me. I was naked and cuffed.
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Continuing our Phone Sex Alphabet, we are now on the Letter “F”. This is the letter for fellatio, one of my favorite things. There is an art to sucking cock and it should be celebrate.
Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
It’s late right now. All day it’s been gloomy and windy. Actually for the past few days it seems like there’s been no sun. And now for the past few hours, it’s been non-stop rain. Weather like this really has me craving something, though. As silly as it sounds, I want to get under the covers and be held. It’s the simple things sometimes, right? All the sensations and emotions that come along with just being close to someone as the rain falls against the window.