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Cummie Extraction

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Messy babies sometimes need more than just a diaper change. I had Kolty strapped down over my lap as I changed his stinky britches, and I realized how swollen and full his balls looked. “Well, that’s gotta come out.” I snapped the purple latex gloves over my hands and used my elbow on his tummy to keep him from struggling.

His little penis stood straight up when I pulled out the clinical-sized tweezers and medical clamps. First, I used those clamps at the base of his balls and pinched the tweezers ’round his base. How he started hollerin’! “Be still, boy. I’m bout begin the cummie extraction procedure!”

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“Welcome to your goon appointment. I’ll be your goon nurse, Kayla, and in charge of your masturbation today. Please get undressed and sit back on the lounger as I prepare for the next three hours.” A soft smile crosses my face as I go back to laying out lube, toys, and other things I’ll need to keep you edged as you undress. There are four screens on the wall behind me, and as you settle into the reclined chair, I turn them on.

Four different pornographic videos begin to play. Moans and panted breathing sounds fill the small space. “According to your chart, these videos are themed to trigger you.” I glance at the screen to see a woman gargling a big black cock with drool spilling from her plump lips. When I look back at you sitting nervously, your thick dick pulses with need. Already so hard and aching. “Let’s begin.”

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Something… strange has happened. It all started last night, and I don’t know who can help me or if I want them to, but I think I have telekinetic powers now or something! See, I was masturbating, like normal, as part of my bedtime routine, with my Hitachi wand plugged into the wall. Holding the bulbous head to my clit, I could feel it starting to get warm.

However, I was too close to climaxing to fucking care about a little overheating. I gripped the handle with both hands and mashed the tip to my over-sensitive bundle of nerves. So close, I was so close, and that’s when it happened. I saw the sparks of light explode from between my legs at the same time as my whole body convulsed in orgasm. The electric zap to my pussy added to my pleasure as it raced along my nerve endings beneath my skin’s surface, but then it must have knocked me out.

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Fist My Fat Teen Ass

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I’ve always been told I was a glutton for punishment. And I supposed that’s true. I always overdo it. Overeating, overstaying my welcome, and over-slutting out my tight teen holes. Well, it’s not so tight anymore. I’ve really been into fisting lately. They don’t call me kinky krysta for nothing.

I’ve had my pussy punched by the whole football team, but what I really wanna try is having your fist up my butthole. Think about how intense it will feel when your hand, wrist, and parts of your forearm disappear into my chunky body. Please, will you fist my fat teen ass?

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Orange You Glad To Serve Me?

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Do you remember that lame-ass kid joke? The one where someone says, “knock, knock?” and you say, “Who’s there?” Then they say, “Banana.” You reply, “Banana, who?” and annoyingly, they repeat the same bit a few times before finally saying, “Orange.” When you ask, “Orange, who?” They say, “Orange, you glad I didn’t say Banana?” And, like, you are relieved that it’s over, but it’s also humorous.

A recent call with my older painslut has me thinking about this joke a lot. When I asked how he was going to serve me, he said he had a knee-high sock with an orange in it, and he was planning to swing the orange into his balls for my amusement.

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A lot of girls claim to be size queens, but as much as I wish that were the case for me, I struggle to take a bigger cock. As a sex doll, my struggle, of course, doesn’t matter, I’ll take every inch I’m given, but if I am asked for my preference, I love a nice five or six-inch cock to drive me into pure bliss.

My tight little body doesn’t take long to fill up. When we’re together, pushing yourself into my clenching channel will have you feeling like the biggest stud. Even if maybe other girls have said it’s small. Continue reading “Every Inch” →

Daddy's TS Cock Tease

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He’s watched me as I’ve grown, my adoptive Daddy. At first, his attention was subtle. Watching me from across the room. I could feel his gaze linger over my growing ass and peering over my thighs when I’d wear shorter skirts. It was easy to imagine he was wondering about what was under the flirty fabric. He made me feel like Daddy’s TS Cock tease.

One day after school, he was home alone, and I stood in front of where he sat on the couch. “I know you watch me,” I teased him. My hands ran up my thighs, lifting my skirt just enough to notice his pulse increase.

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National Toilet Paper Day

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The only thing I can think about today, on National Toilet Paper Day, is how many of my little potty slaves must be tingling. We all know how hard TP works for most people, but not me. I could give a fuck less about a roll of soft cotton when I only use my toilet slaves to keep me squeaky clean.

So I figure if Toiley Paper gets a day in it’s name, so should my hungry, filthy little fuck toys. I’m thinking I’ll host a potty party with all my hottest girlfriends and line up my slaves like a urinal.

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Phonesex Princess- Fucking Pay Me

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You found me. The pretty, young, wet dream you’ve been searching for. Your Phonesex Princess is just a call away, so fucking pay me. You know how this works; you’ve been addicted to phonesex sluts for longer than you’re willing to admit. First, you stalk my profile and my blogs. Jerking your pathetic dick to the fantasy of hearing my voice and obeying my every command.

Grow a fucking pair and stop stalling. I’ll make you cum better than you can imagine on your own, so pick up the phone and be useful.

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Is Your Dick Size Illegal?

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You’ll never believe what I learned. In fact, after you read what I’m going to tell you, you might feel really lucky you don’t live in Iceland. Recently, I heard about an old, old law in Iceland. Way back in the day, when people didn’t have sex until marriage, this poor woman married a man. She was so happy, up until her wedding night when she discovered her spouse’s penis size! She was so dissatisfied, SO disappointed that after her wedding night, she went to the courts to complain.

She was legally bound to this penis for the rest of her life, and boy, was she mad about it. The courts heard her out and agreed how unjust it was. They made a law that if your penis was less than three inches, it would be illegal for a man to marry!

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