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You always wonder when you see one how you’re going to react. And you know you don’t want to react in a way that’ll humiliate or embarrass that person. Just to be clear, we’re talking about the guy that has the smallest, itty, bitty, of a penis. I mean you can’t even call it a dick or a cock cause it doesn’t deserve that type of recognition. You can barely even call it a penis.
Well, when I saw one the other day, I tried to hold back. I tried to contain my laughter, and even tried holding back in putting my finger and thumb together. My eyes were bulging for sure. Then I thought about the tools I might use, and of course tweezers came to my mind. When I saw his face when I couldn’t contain my expression, I realized it was pointless to keep trying to hide how I really felt. So it all came out.
You just can’t expect someone to hold back from the most hilarious looking little clitty you’ve ever seen. I called it a clitty cause even calling it a penis is too much. We’re talking this itty bitty was so embarrassing, you might as well wear diapers all day long. Pants are for big boys, and you are definitely not one of those.